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Richard Bach: "Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?"
Alice Bag: “My sexuality is not an inferior trait that needs to be chaperoned by emotionalism or morality.”
Alec Baldwin: “Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over until you both get your cookie.”
James Baldwin: “Nakedness has no color: this can come as news only to those who have never covered, or been covered by, another naked human being.”
Honore de Balzac: “The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
Tallulah Bankhead: “I'm as pure as the driven slush.”
Pedro Calderón de la Barca: “When love is not madness it is not love.”
Brigitte Bardot: “It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.”
Julian Barnes: “Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
Matt Barry: “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
John Barrymore: “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
Staci Beasley: “Nothing makes you forget about love like sex.”
Brendan Behan: “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
Rob Bell: “Love is giving up control. It’s surrendering the desire to control the other person. The two—love and controlling power over the other person—are mutually exclusive. If we are serious about loving someone, we have to surrender all the desires within us to manipulate the relationship.”
Ingrid Bergman: "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
Milton Berle: “Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing, and you can't remember what it is”
Toba Beta: “Great sex is a natural drug.”
Ambrose Bierce: "The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity."
Francesca Lia Block: “Sylvie wishes the anti-depressants had been around when she was in her early twenties, not only to rescue her from the dark tunnels that came when her brother first got sick, but also to keep her from fucking all those assholes.”
Patricia Briggs: “The main thing to remember is that making love is at onces the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform.”
Rupert Brooke: "A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years."
Heywood Broun: “The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.”
Helen Gurley Brown: “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.: "Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.: "Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own."
Anatole Broyard: “Two people making love, she once said, are like one drowned person resuscitating the other.”
Charles Bukowski: “Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
Charles Bukowski: “Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.”
Charles Bukowski: “It's all overrated, man. Sex is only a great thing if you're not getting any.”
George Burns: “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
Leo Buscaglia: "Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love."
Leo Buscaglia: "Don't brood. Get on with living and loving. You don't have forever."
Leo Buscaglia: "Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life."
George Burns: “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
Barbara Bush: “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Robert Byrne: “Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.”