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"It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it."
Maybe I'm just used to the strip clubs in St. Louis, MO but this did nothing for me. Look in St. Louis when I would go the girls would pull my tits out, they were fully nude. I'd get pulled up on the stage and they would dance with me. We aren't talking private dances we are talking just on stage. They also would sit in my lap, nip at my neck etc. I really thought I was going to have a good time at my first Tampa strip club but I didn't at all. I even went back and had a lap dance and it was just meh, I've had much better for the money I shelled out and all of this is coming to you directly from a females mouth. Oh and the place was small, tiny.
First thing the parking lot across the street from this park is terrible. They had no attendant that night and only one machine with which to pay, I stood in line for over 30 mins just to pay for parking. That is ridiculous. Secondly while the lights they threw into the water were beautiful the second they started throwing them ashore it became a dangerous situation. My eldest son was hit in the head with one, he has a bruise and my infant in his stroller was almost knocked to the ground by people jumping around to catch these things. I had no idea they were throwing them until someone knocked right into us.
I can honestly say I won't be returning next year for this event.
Are you looking for someone angry and terrible? Because as you know Americans can't watch TV anymore without there being some anger involved.
Oh please, do you know how many Republicans I have seen call other people names? You act like this is just a liberal thing, but hello Republicans just like Liberals are human too and are thus capable and do throw, hurl, insults as well.
I will tell you where to go for good BBQ and that would be St. Louis. You like St. Louis style ribs then you should enjoy St. Louis BBQ and what you can't find in STL you can find in KC Missouri. Either way I would have thought the south had some great BBQ but I haven't found a place here yet that I can liken to the Midwest's love for BBQ. It saddens me when I think of all the food greats I have left behind for Tampa. Toasted Ravs, St. Paul Sandwich, Gooey Butter Cake, Gus's Bratzels, Ted Drewes Frozen Custard, Apple Orchards, Apple Cider that you can't see through, I haven't found a genuine Apple Cider here yet. Provel Cheese, St. Louis style Pizza.
When I ask what special local food Tampa has the answer I get is Grouper Sandwich and Cuban Sandwich. Now I'll give you that Ted Drewes was actually started here in St Pete. But there are literally no custard shops now. The ONE I did find, closed on the day I found it.
And that's fine if they do, I am a patron at strip clubs but what isn't fine is that they try to shut down clubs, they pitch a fit if anything sexual gets near their neighborhood and they use God and religion as a reason why people shouldn't go and now...NOW well let's just party and the Republican politicians show their true colors. They are a bunch of liars.
Too bad you can't take cameras into these places to show off the Republican parties hypocrisy.
Really gonna miss these articles. Hope you enjoy your vacation.
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