Leib writes, "I can confidently say that Straydogs Theatre Company has a future - or not...," well played sir. Being able to confidently say that the only two possible outcomes will eventually become reality is quite a gamble. I wonder if Mark lives his life like this...if he does, I think it might go a little something like this:
MARK LIEB GOES TO CHICK-FIL-A:
Cashier: "Hello sir, what can I get for you?"
Leib: "I can confidently say that I want an 8 piece nugget...or not.
Cashier: "That doesn't sound very confident to me...are you sure?"
Leib: "Yes. And I can confidently say that I would like some Polynesian sauce to accompany said nuggets- unless I don't."
Cashier: "Please leave the store, sir"
Leib: "I can confidentaly say that I will NOT leave this store until I receive the nuggets and sauce I demand.
Cashier: "That guy just blew my mind."
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