..."Insert the Artificial Hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrates, it will ooze out a liquid that appears like blood, not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable!...
...Im at the top of my game in the adult industry, but Im at the bottom in the mainstream world. Theyre like, "Heres a hundred dollars for the day," and I'm like, "Holy smokes, I make that in twenty minutes on stage."...
Hey, you wanna hold my light saber? If youre a nerd its your quintessential pick-up line when you go wherever you might go to meet ladies. Perhaps a somewhat shady Cantina? Its simple, geek-topical and unlikely to get your arm cut off of you if you repel the damsel in question. But whats a guy to do if the womans hes trying to Jedi mind-trick into land speeder has never seen the epic Star Wars trilogy? May virginity be with you.