Alfie: If my dick quadrupled in size I would show it to everyone. Was that what it was like with your boobs?...Charity Bangs: Oh yeah. I showed them to everybody at first. I was like, Look, look, look at my new boobs.
The men in the audience didn't recognize the skill involved when dancers dropped face first from the top of a two story pole and stopped themselves a foot from the stage by clenching their thighs; the men commented on the performers' tits.
"...It's pretty obvious that I'm telling the world to kiss my ass, but it pretty much became my logo in the industry. People knew me for the lips on my ass."
This Saturday LeTeaze Burlesque Troupe turned CL Space into a dynamic theatrical arena where near-nudity, sensual hula-hooping and acrobatic pole dancing were just some of the attractions.
After like 60 crushed Bud Light cans surrounded our empty cooler we did a fuckin' fourway CHEST BUMP then rolled out talking loud about how WASTED we were and how we were gonna screw every hooze bag we passed.