"Honestly having a cigarette put out on your tongue doesn’t hurt as bad as you think... It doesn’t hurt as bad as having a beer thrown in your face and not being able to see..."
"...It's pretty obvious that I'm telling the world to kiss my ass, but it pretty much became my logo in the industry. People knew me for the lips on my ass."
-Never volunteer at a class dedicated to predicament bondage unless you want to spend the entire class hogtied and wiggling toward another volunteer on the opposite side of the room who must untie you with her teeth...
Normally I pride myself on going out in public in one of my many wigs and an outfit that highlights my aerodynamic crotch. But, I wasnt used to wearing a bedazzled codpiece in front of a crowd that thought this sort of thing was normal.