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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Oyster Sex Leads To Oyster Herpes

Posted by Brian Ries on Wed, Aug 6, 2008 at 2:07 PM

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They're sex on the half-shell. The classic aphrodisiac. Just the thought of those glistening gobs of mollusk muscle sliding down your throat is enough to send a shudder through Pfizer. But can oysters be too sexy?

Well, sure. Just like with humans, an oyster's unhealthy fixation on its own naughty bits are sure to bring chafing, hairy palms and STDs. "Oh, that's just a cold sore!" Sure, you pretty little huitre plate, you keep telling yourself that.

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and casual sex. Apparently, the cause is simple - when the weather is warm and there's plenty of food, oysters spend all their available energy pumping up their sexual organs at the expense of their immune systems. Hard to blame 'em.

Brilliant reporting Reuters, by the way. No mention at all whether infected oysters can transfer their seaborne herpes to people who down them with a nice Sancerre and capable mignonette. Nobody'd be interested in that, I imagine.

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Greenpeace and Alton Brown Team Up

Posted by Brian Ries on Tue, Jun 24, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Sort of. Greenpeace recently released a study that ranks supermarket chains by their commitment to sustainable seafood. Since GP essentially advocates taking a break from any type of fishing -- not a bad idea, considering the apocalyptic scenarios outlined here -- they are understandably a bit harsh in their ranking system. In our area, Whole Foods ranks highest, with a whopping 4 out of 10 points. Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Target manage to eke out a 3, while all the typical supermarkets -- Publix, Sweetbay and Winn-Dixie -- fill the bottom of the list.

In other news, food personality Alton Brown announced he'll be shifting the focus of Good Eats. ""I've been busy being clever, but now I want to use what credibility I may have to help people think about sustainability," he told grist.com in an interview. He even offered to ride along with Greenpeace, saying "somebody needs to sink the Japanese tuna fleet. Everyone's willing to point the finger, but nobody's willing to pull the trigger."

Damn, concerns for sustainability on the Food Network? Maybe they should have a talk with Paula.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

$20 Menu Challenge - Grass Root

Posted by Brian Ries on Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 6:34 PM

Grass Root is by far the best vegan/raw restaurant in the Bay area. Ok, it's the only vegan/raw restaurant around these parts, but you'll still find a bevy of dishes that even an omnivore would love (especially that delectable miso soup). Owners Spencer and Sabrina Sterling "cooked" up this part vegan/part raw menu for a breakfast (or anytime) meal that they say will heal your body and help the environment just as much as it relieves your budget. Better yet, there is very little effort involved, since a lot of the ingredients are bought pre-prepared.

Check the recipes -- and the Sterlings' comments about the healthful nature of the dishes -- after the break.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Don't Touch Me Tomatoes

Posted by Brian Ries on Tue, Jun 10, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Wal-Mart and McDonald's have pulled tomatoes from some of their stores in response to an FDA warning about 145 cases of salmonella. The feds have yet to pinpoint the source of the outbreak, but a lot of companies are getting proactive in the wake of problems like the Taco Bell lettuce incident of a few years ago.

Luckily, local tomatoes, especially heirlooms from places like King Farms in Myakka (available at the Brown Groves booth at Sarasota's Downtown Market on Saturdays), are still in season. Buy local, save yourself from 24 hours of hugging the porcelain receptacle.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Kids Do Like Fast Food

Posted by Brian Ries on Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 4:58 PM

"The average mother of a child under 15 spends more on fast food every year than on books, music, movies and video games combined." (NYT)

(Stolen from Serious Eats.)

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Seafood Kills! Paula Deen Shills! Gray Lady Loves Chains! - Monday Media Wrap-up

Posted by Brian Ries on Mon, May 5, 2008 at 2:23 PM

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  • Ethical Seafood - "The portrait he paints is grim: oceanic dead zones that, because of pollution and overfishing, can no longer support organic life; salmon farms polluted by pesticides and disease; ruthless bottom trawlers with nets that can destroy entire ecosystems." [Salon]

  • Deadliest Catch - "Of all the dishes served in all the restaurants in all the world, you could argue, the particular seafood delicacy I’ve come fourteen time zones and 6,800 miles to ingest is the one that’s most likely to kill me dead." [NY Mag]

  • Not So Deadly Catch - "And a group of scientists served it in March at a Tokyo tasting event for some 40 chefs and restaurant-related businessmen. All ate. All survived." [NYT]

  • Paula Deen, Sweatshop Promoter - "Protesters like Al Sharpton, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Susan Sarandon and Danny Glover are expected to show-up and chastise her affiliation with Smithfield, a North Carolina-based food plant notorious for brutal, inhumane working conditions." [Serious Eats]

  • Chain Restaurants? "Surprisingly decent" says the NY Times - "Their saintly patience might have been tied to the balmy weather, or perhaps to the knowledge, deep in their cholesterol-imperiled hearts, that the meal ahead would involve giant portions and joyous noise." [NYT]

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Water, Water, Everywhere, Let's Have A Monday Media Wrap-Up!

Posted by Brian Ries on Mon, Apr 28, 2008 at 3:40 PM

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  • "Shortages are reaching crisis proportions in even the most highly developed regions, and they're quickly becoming commonplace in our own backyard, from the bleached-white bathtub ring around the Southwest's half-empty Lake Mead to the parched state of Georgia, where the governor prays for rain." [Wired]

  • "I go alone during the day to collect my water from the lake but I get scared because there are bandits along the road and dangerous gases that come out from the lake."[Guardian]

  • "Long-term refugees like Fathiya, in well-established camps, do not live in immediate fear of hunger. But they must devote about every hour of the day to the job of getting their families fed." [Guardian]

  • "Under a little-known international treaty called the Convention on International Civil Aviation, signed in Chicago in 1944 to help the fledgling airline industry, fuel for international travel and transport of goods, including food, is exempt from taxes, unlike trucks, cars and buses." [NY Times]

  • "I could theoretically do all that, but what would be the point when I know full well that halfway around the world there lives my evil twin, some carbon-footprint doppelgänger in Shanghai or Chongqing who has just bought his first car (Chinese car ownership is where ours was back in 1918), is eager to swallow every bite of meat I forswear and who’s positively itching to replace every last pound of CO2 I’m struggling no longer to emit." [NY Times]

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

New Yorkers Aghast At Calories, You Should Be Too

Posted by Brian Ries on Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 7:27 PM

Although it's tied up in the courts thanks to a last minute injunction, this week was supposed to be the start of the New York City Department of Health initiative mandating posted calorie counts on the menus of any restaurant chain with more than 15 outlets nationwide. Here are some of the early reactions, thanks to a few chains that kicked it off despite the delay -- NY Times, NY Post, Village Voice, Midtown Lunch.

If only Florida could be so enlightened. Sadly, here in the Sunshine State you have to dig deep in the murk to find out the impact of your morning Frap and scone, or the taco salad at the Bell. Here at Eat My Florida, we want to make it easier for you to wallow in the angst of your dining decisions, so here's a list of links to the nutrition section of every chain in the area. Here's a teaser -- bloomin' onion = 2275 calories.

Eat it and weep:

Who'd we miss?

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Death by Ashton Kutcher, hoof and mouth, government subsidies, or the World Food Crisis: Monday Media Wrap-up

Posted by Brian Ries on Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 2:56 PM

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

World Food Crisis: Biofuels Update

Posted by Brian Ries on Wed, Apr 9, 2008 at 7:05 PM

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Anyone who's been following my frequent recent posts about the world-wide spike in food prices and the manifold problems associated with that will be familiar with some of this info. But in researching items for CL's Green Issue next week, I found that biofuels are a big part of the problem.

Science Magazine recently calculated that "biofuels made from waste biomass or from biomass grown on degraded and abandoned agricultural lands planted with perennials incur little or no carbon debt and can offer immediate and sustained GHG advantages." Not bad, until you realize that developing nations are clear cutting at record rates to either plant biofuel crops or compensate for the switch from grain for consumption to fuel grain in other areas. That's when the shock comes - "Converting rainforests, peatlands, savannas, or grasslands to produce food crop–based biofuels in Brazil, Southeast Asia, and the United States creates a "biofuel carbon debt" by releasing 17 to 420 times more CO2 than the annualgreenhouse gas (GHG) reductions that these biofuels would provide by displacing fossil fuels." Not very eco-friendly.

Here's the formula for biofuel crisis: US farmers switch from soy to corn to take advantage of the demand for biofuels. Brazil sees the demand for soy, and chops their rainforests and savannahs into neat little soy fields. Malaysia, Thailand and Indonesia don't want to be left out of the bio-boom, so they clear-cut vast swathes to plant oil palms, displacing farmers and increasing food prices.

In 2006, more than 40,000 hectares of forest were destroyed every day. Deforestation puts more greenhouse gasses into the air than all the planes, trains, ships and automobiles across the world. Think about that before converting your car to "green biofuel."

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