
It's hard not to love the New Yorker's Shouts & Murmurs -- erudite humor that speaks to the, well, you know, the more-than-common man.
This week features a culinary guide to passive aggressive appetizers perfect for any gathering. Best snippet: "Have you ever noticed how sun-dried tomatoes and top-grade peyote look exactly the same? Not a suggestion, really. Just saying."
From our wine maven Taylor Eason comes inexpensive wines with our inexpensive menus (bolded wines will work for the whole menu, if you don't want to go with course-by-course wines):
David Miller, Savant Fine Dining:
Sweet Potato Soup: Big Fire 2006 Pinot Gris, $15
Heirloom Tomato Salad: Columbia Crest 2007 Two Vines Rose, $10
Braised Lamb in Peach Gastrique with Sweet Potato Scallops and Baby Eggplant: Jaboulet 2005 Parallele 45 Cotes du Rhone, $15
Fabrizio Schenardi, Pelagia Trattoria:
Polenta with Sauteed Mushrooms: St. Francis 2004 Red, $12
Open-Faced Ravioli: Masi 2006 Masianco Venezie, $15
Seared Salmon with Green Beans: Beringer 2006 Pinot Noir, $20
Fruit Crepes: Banfi 2007 Rosa Regale, $18
Mashed Potato Salad: Bonny Doon 2005 Le Cigare Blanc California, $20
Lentil Soup: 7 Deadly Zins 2004 Zinfandel, $13
Lamb Tibs: Onix 2006 Priorat, $12
Grass Root Tofu Scramble: Sokol Blosser Evolution #9 11th Edition
Mushroom Medley: whatever red wine you use in the recipe OR Campo Viejo 2004 Rioja Crianza, $12
Ravioli: S.A. Prum 2006 Riesling, $12
Elements Global Cuisine -- my new heroes of frugal cooking -- have another $20 Menu Challenge dinner to serve up. This time, beef-eaters can get their nosh on, all for less than a double sawbuck. Recipes after the break:
In honor of this week's upcoming Food Issue -- The $20 Menu Challenge -- EatMyFlorida will have a recipe o' the day for the next ten days.
Our challenge to local chefs: Create at least three courses of wonderful food for two and keep the ingredients to under $20. Not too difficult for a home cook, maybe, but we wanted more. We wanted meals that are restaurant quality for all those being pinched by the economy who can't afford as many nights out at the bistro as they could a few years ago. Exquisite food, light on the wallet. Turns out, that wasn't too hard for most of the accomplished chefs who participated, either.
Today's offering is from Elements Global Cuisine in Gulfport. Chef/owners Catherine and Jose Luis Pawelek went the extra mile by creating four menus, one for vegetarians, and three for meat and seafood eaters. Most of the dishes are not only easy for the home cook, they're quick, with a lot of prepared ingredients bought from the supermarket. After the break is the first menu from Elements, an entirely vegetarian feast.
During a Memorial Day weekend packed with wholesome family activities, most taking place in the great outdoors, I reconnected with smores, that gooey fireside treat. Problem is, we were hanging out at the cabins in Myakka Park, where the AC blasts in the bedroom and the only fire comes from the charcoal grill cemented into the dirt out back. We all know that meat cooks best over glowing white coals, but marshmallows? That's another story.
3 tips for smore preparation and construction after the break.
Shaka Zulu! It's Week 2!
I'm not sure how much longer I'll maintain this weekly re-cap of Cooking with Coolio (check out Week 1), but with lines like this, how can I resist?
It's also hard to argue with a man who puts a jar of mayonnaise in his garlic bread spread. Sure looks tasty, though.
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"Is your girlfriend one of them salad eatin' bitches" and you need just the right recipe to get her to "drop them panties?" Coolio's got your back.
Cooking with Coolio debuted this week on My Damn Channel (a new video aggregator starring long-lost and b-list celebs), where he demonstrates his culinary chops with the Coolio Caprese Salad. Don't let his maple cabinetry and stainless steel appliances fool you, Coolio is still from the streets. When he needs salt, one of his buxom female assistants pulls a little baggy from her cleavage. His sous chef is also his hype-man. Coolio can slice and dice, although a chef's knife may not be his favorite tool: "I'm pretty good with this knife, and I'm pretty good with a sword, nunchucks and a pistol."
With lines like "an oily salad ain't shit" and " that looks better than you momma's titties," Coolio could even start competing for my job.
The recipe itself is nothing to get excited about, although he does toss on some diced onion and sprinkles a mystery ingredient at the end. Raw onion will get her to drop them panties? Maybe Coolio and I hand out with different hoes.
Coolio's cooking sessions will be a weekly offering on My Damn Channel, at least until Weird Al starts mocking one of his recipes and Coolio disappears into another decade-long funk.
"Shaka Zulu, motherfucker!"
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Appearing later this week in lieu of the weekly restaurant review:
This space is usually devoted to appraising the kinds of food that we eat pretty much every day, served by people who
devote their lives and livelihoods to its preparation. Rarely do I delve into the nitty-gritty of Americaâs relationship with food. Itâs a complex subject, easy to ignore in the face of so many damn fine things to eat.In some ways, 2006âs Omnivoreâs Dilemma â arguably the best food book of the decade â changed all of that, at least for me. In Omnivore, author Michael Pollan broadly set the scene for dietary self-examination, detailing the history of our unhealthy relationship with corn and soy and lamenting the distance (both physical and psychological) between our plates and the sources of our food. In the process, he fleetingly raises a couple of troublesome questions: Why do we eat what we eat? And, perhaps more important: What should we eat?
In Defense of Food, Pollanâs latest book, is his answer.
He's written some of the most evocative books about chefs around (Reach, Making, and Soul Of A Chef), devoted an entire glorious cookbook to Charcuterie, and allows Anthony Bourdain to post on his blog. Yeah, he's pretty cool.
As a companion to his new book -- Elements Of Cooking -- Ruhlman has added another blog to his portfolio. Like the book, it explores "what is fundamental to the act of cooking," including in-depth discussion of the uses of ingredients, techniques and foundational recipes. Anyone who is interested more in the background of cooking (the why of technique) than in following recipes should check it out.