Guys, how many times has this happened to you: You're on the sixth hole at the golf course, 100 yards from the pin and smack-dab in the middle of the fairway, when suddenly, out of nowhere, you're overcome by an overwhelming need to relieve yourself.
Do you risk a distracted swing that might cost you the birdie (and the bragging rights)? Do you hold up the game by making a run for the nearest stand of trees or, worse, hopping in the cart and heading back to the club? Do you just whip it out and water the short grass, hoping The Widow Smith doesn't happen to come out onto her green-side lanai?
I know. Happens almost every round, doesn't it? Well, your worries are over, because now there's the Uro Club
— a golf club with a hollow grip for pissing into.
Just discreetly unscrew the top, inconspicuously cover your crotchtal region with your golf towel so it looks like you're having sex with your club, and let it flow. Then just put the cap back on, and slide that fake club covered with the spots of urine you spilled while looking around for people looking at you while you're very obviously peeing into a fake golf club back into your golf bag, where it'll slosh and warmly contaminate your real clubs until you can dump it somewhere.
What could be more convenient?