Man live tweets about getting a vibrator dislodged from his ass: After accidentally losing a vibrator in his ass while pleasuring his prostate, @Grawly live tweeted about the experience of getting the vibrator dislodged in the ER room. Jezebel.com
Best dad ever hacks Donkey Kong so daughter can play as a female: When video game programmer Mike Mika's daughter asked why she couldn't play as the princess instead of Mario, her father delivered a hacked version of the game that reverses the characters' roles. LiveScience.com
Google Street View catches a man getting a hand job on the streets of Manchester: Google Street View has captured some fairly strange images, like a naked man in a trunk, but this is probably the first hand job. Street views of Temperance Street in Manchester, U.K., captured multiple images of a man getting a hand job during the day from a friendly woman. If I was a betting man, I would say the woman was a working girl or the couple did the gag intentionally hoping it would be on Google Street View. HuffingtonPost.com
Global supply of birth control does not meet the demand: Between 1990 and 2010, global use of contraceptives by women increased from 55 to 63 percent, while unmet need decreased from 15 to 12 percent. However, researchers project that 233 million women will have an unmet need for modern birth control by 2015. LiveScience.com
Florida High school employee arrested for allegedly sending nude pics to students to get their attention: Jody Onorato, 43, an attendance clerk at Vanguard High School in Ocala Fla., was arrested for sending nude pictures of herself to teenage students as a means of getting their attention. HuffingtonPost.com
Some men in central Africa suffer from the psychological disorder koro, in which they fear their genitals are shrinking: In a recent issue of Pacific Standard magazine, Louisa Lombard, an anthropologist at the University of California at Berkeley, described visiting a small town in the Central African Republic where she encountered two men who claimed that their penises had been stolen. LiveScience.com
How chimps have sex: When interested in sex, a female chimp will often put her swollen ass right up in a male's face. Horny male chimps will often shake a tree branch or display their erections to females. LiveScience.com
Woman arrested with loaded "cooter shooter" holstered in her vagina: After being arrested in Ada, Oklahoma, 28-year-old Christie Dawn Harris reluctantly agreed to a body cavity search. Officers allegedly found a 22-caliber handgun with three live rounds and one spent shell in her vagina. They also allegedly found plastic baggies of meth stuck up her ass crack. Gawker.com
Child ate a used condom on a McDonald’s playground: Anishi Spencer filed a lawsuit against a Chicago, Ill., McDonald's, claiming that her child ate and coughed up part of a used condom he found in the restaurant's play area. HuffingtonPost.com
Bad oral hygiene can lead to impotence: There is clinical evidence that erectile dysfunction may come about because of gum disease and poor oral hygiene. Mg.co.za
Conceiving a child in space could be lethal: According to a study by biologist Dr Anja Geitmann of Montreal University, there is evidence to show that cells in low gravity have difficulty communicating with each other, and grow at below normal rates. The fear is that if an astronaut were to become pregnant while in space it could lead to severe health problems for both the mother and baby. HuffingtonPost.co.uk
Man tries to shoot off his wedding ring: Federal prison guard Alfredo Malespini III, 31, was arrested at his home in northwestern Pennsylvania after allegedly getting in a drunken argument with his wife, then attempting to remove his wedding ring by shooting it off. The shot took off his finger, but not the ring. Huffingtonpost.com
Aurelia Kambic AKA "Cameron Caine"
Former porn star "Cameron Caine" allegedly found in Florida Big Lots parking lot with a crack pipe and an infant: Police in Longwood, Fla., allegedly found Aurelia Kambic, 32, sitting in a parked car clutching a crack pipe. A 2-week-old boy was strapped in a car seat in the back. MiamiNewTimes.com
Man buys house across from Westboro Baptist Church and paints gay pride rainbow on it: Aaron Jackson, co-founder of Planting Peace, purchased a house across from the notoriously anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, then repainted the exterior to resemble a giant rainbow flag. TheFrisky.com
Republican senator reverses his opinion on gay marriage because his son is gay: Rob Portman, Ohio's junior senator, told CNN on Thursday that he had a "change of heart," and that he now supports marriage equality. This revelation came after Portman's son admitted that he was gay, that he had always been gay, and that being gay was not a choice. Jezebel.com
Male mice go from violent virgins to doting dads: A new study finds that male mice that have never mated respond with aggression to chemical signals from newborn mice pups, whereas those that have fathered pups are more nurturing. LiveScience.com
Door-to-door VHS porn saleswoman arrested: Jeanette Ellis, 52, was arrested in Gaffney, S.C. after police caught her going door-to-door, trying to sell VHS pornos she found on the street in a box. HuffingtonPost.com
Nude beach closed due to rampant sex and drug use: Wisconsin authorities announced that they will shut down one of nation's most popular nude beaches on weekdays after struggling for years to curtail sex and drugs on the sandbar and surrounding woods. HuffingtonPost.com
Student who allegedly put semen in breath mints given probation: In January, Jordan Drake, 18, pleaded guilty to adulterating a food item. In May 2012, he allegedly put semen into a bottle of "Ice Drops" then distributed the breath mints to fellow students as part of a senior prank. He was given probation and will have his arrest record permanently sealed. HuffingtonPost.com
Woman chooses pet rats over husband of 11 years: Chantal Banks loves her 19 rats more than she loves people. She also enjoys smelling them. She claims they smell like nachos. Her son even describes the rats as his siblings. HuffingtonPost.com
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