Monday, December 10, 2012

Movie titles that double as penis names

8 1/2, Black Dynamite, Deep Impact, Dirty Harry, The Incredible Hulk, Little Big Man, The Magnificent Seven, The Meaning of Life, The Naked Gun, The Pink Panther, Super 8, The Twilight Samurai, Wreck-It Ralph...

Posted By on Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 8:00 AM

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An argument can be made that everything men create — from skyscrapers to footlong subs — is an extension of our dicks. Not only are these works often visual odes to masculinity — see the Washington Monument — but some believe all of a man's ambition and his creative energy is rooted in his libido. In essence, men strive to be successful, to create, to amass wealth and power, in order to have access to more sex partners. Other's believe that men simply have dirty minds and that they see the world through dick-tinted goggles.

Below is a list of movie titles that double as creative penis names. I'll let you decide whether these films are monuments to masculinity, or if they merely provide an example of how men's minds can twist anything into a dirty joke. Please add overlooked titles in the comments below.

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7 Below
8 1/2
8 Mile

A


Aladdin
Ali
Alvin and the Chipmunks
American Psycho
Amadeus
Anaconda
Anchorman
Apollo 13
The Artist

B


Bad Santa
Battleship
Beetlejuice
Ben-Hur
Big
Big Daddy
The Big Easy
Big Fish
The Big Lebowski
Billy Madison
Black Dynamite
Black Narcissus
Black Swan
Blackthorn
Bolt
Borat
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble
Bruce Almighty
Bruno
Bull Durham
Bullitt

C


Caligula
Captain America
Captain Blood
Captain Ron
Captain Sindbad
Cinderella Man
Citizen Kane
Conan the Barbarian
Crocodile Dundee
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
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D


The Dark Crystal
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Deep Impact
Dick Tracy
The Dictator
Die Hard
Dirty Harry
Djando Unchained
Doctor Detroit
Donnie Darko
Don Juan
Dracula
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Dr. Strangelove
Dumbo

E


The Elephant Man
Elf
E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
The Evil Dead

F


Fantasia
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Fast and the Furious
The Fighter
A Fistful of Dynamite
Forest Gump
Frankenstein
Frankenweenie
Free Willy

G


Gandhi
George of the Jungle
Giant
Gladiator
The Godfather
Godzilla
Goldfinger
Goldmember
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
Grandma's Boy
Great Expectations
The Green Mile

H


Hamlet
Hancock
Happy Gilmore
Harry Potter
Henry V
Herbie Fully Loaded
Herbie Rides Again
Herbie Goes Bananas
Herbie the Lovebug
Highlander
The Hobbit
The Holy Grail
The Human Centipede
The Hustler

I


I Am Legend
The Illusionist
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones
The Invisible Man
The Iron Giant
It

J


The Jerk

K


King Kong
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kung Fu Panda

L


Labyrinth
The Ladies' Man
Land of the Lost
The Last of the Mohicans
Lawrence of Arabia
Little Big Man
Lethal Weapon
Let Me In
Lincoln
The Lone Ranger
Lone Wolf McQuade
The Longest Yard
The Long Riders
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M


Mad Max
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Magic Mike
The Magnificent Seven
The Matrix
Maverick
The Meaning of Life
Midnight Cowboy
The Miracle
Moby Dick
Mr. Bean
Mr. Smith
Mr. Woodcock
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
My Man Godfrey

N


Nacho Libre
The Naked Gun
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
Napoleon Dynamite
Ned Kelly
Notorious

O


Orgazmo

P


Pale Rider
Patton
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Peter Pan
Pineapple Express
The Pink Panther
Pinocchio
Poltergeist
Popeye
Predator
The Proffesional
Private Benjamin
Prometheus
The Public Enemy
The Punisher

Q


Quantum of Solace

R


Raging Bull
Rambo
Rango
Red Dragon
Rock of Ages
Rocky
Rocky Horror
Rumpelstiltskin

S


Se7en
Seabiscuit
Seven Samurai
Shaft
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
The Shining
Shrek
Silverado
The Sixth Sense
Smokey and the Bandit
South Park the Movie: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Spartacus
Spawn
Speed Racer
Spiderman
Steamboat Willie
Stewart Little
The Sting
Super 8
Superbad
Superman
Supersize Me
Swamp Thing

T


The Talented Mr. Ripley
Tangled
Tarzan
Terminator
There Will Be Blood
The Thief of Bagdad
The Thing
Thor
Titanic
Tomb Raider
Top Gun
The Tourist
The Toxic Avenger
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Twilight Samurai

U


Unforgiven
Unstoppable
The Untouchables
Up

V


Vagabond

W


Wallace and Gromit in the Wrong Trousers
Wall-E
Warrior
What Lies Beneath
What Women Want
Winnie the Pooh
Winter's Bone
Wild Bill
Willy Wonka
The Wizard of Oz
The Wiz
The Wolf Man
The Wolverine
Wreck-It Ralph
Wyatt Earp

X


Xanadu

Y


Yellow Submarine
Young Frankenstein
Young Mr. Lincoln

Z


Zoolander
Zorro

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