Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Thanksgiving XXX: models dressed as politically incorrect "Indians" (NSFW)
Celebrate the rebellious spirit of our native forefathers this Thanksgiving with this visual feast of models in less than traditional, "native" costumes.
Posted by Sex and Love editor on Tue, Nov 20, 2012 at 9:45 AM
- Brazzers.com
- Alanah Rae, Phoenix Marie, Breanne Benson
1. You spend the entire day with your relatives.
2. You get so bloated on fatty food and alcohol that the very idea of the physical exertion required for sex, or even choking your turkey, makes you nauseous.
3. The cold weather and the presence of religious family results in the most concealing and conservative outfits of the year.
4. After the sexiest holiday of the year, Halloween, Thanksgiving signifies the beginning of the "couples season." If you're single going into this holiday, expect a long, hard winter with no one to keep you warm through the bitter months when all the other singles stay inside on weekends, hibernating until spring break.
Originally I had intended to post a series of photos of models dressed as "pilgrims" and "Indians" to help ease the pain of this sex-less holiday. However, as I soon discovered while searching for "sexy pilgrims" online, it's a challenge to make the concealing outfits of our puritanical forefathers look sexy. Conversely, there's something inherently alluring about the mystique of Native Americans, with their liberal ideas on clothing and sex. Consequently, it is that rebellious, native spirit I invite you to celebrate this Thanksgiving, with this visual feast of models of all nationalities dressed in less than traditional, "native" costumes. While these outfits are in no way politically correct or representative of actual tribes, I have no doubt the Native Americans at the first Thanksgiving would enjoy these photos, at least more than the idea of sitting around a table for hours with a bunch of puritans.
- victoriassecret.com
- Karlie Kloss
- michaela-g.de
- Mia Gray (AKA Michaela Grauke)
- twitter.com/PetaTodd
- Peta Todd
- sophieturner.com
- Sophie Turner
- jordancarver.com
- Jordan Carver
- KarlaSpice.com
- Karla Spice
- giselebundchen.com
- Gisele Bundchen
- gwenstefani.com
- Gwen Stefani
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