Sunday, September 16, 2012

Dirty Sex Dictionary

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Taco: Vagina. Synonyms: fish taco, pink taco

Tadpole: Man who dates older women. Synonyms: cub.

Tag: Sex.

Taint: Perineum. It ain’t your dick and it ain’t your asshole. Synonyms: Nacho.

Taking the H/B Train to J Town: A handjob or a blowjob.

Talent: A woman's physical beauty. Often used as a coded Menglish term when men are describing the quality of attractive women at a party, bar, or strip club.

Talent Scouts: Men who stand on the fringes of social gatherings staring at women without bothering to mingle or to conceal their intentions.

Tallywhacker: Penis

Tamakeri: Ball busting.

Tampon: Synonyms: man hole cover, mouth mattress, pleasure garden padlock, red flag,

Tank-Top Bodybuilder: A man who only works out his vanity muscles on his upper body and who has slender, feminine legs.

Tanorexia: A disease in which no matter how tan a person becomes, she thinks she must be tanner to be attractive.

Tantalolagnia: A fetish for being sexually teased.

Taphephilia: A fetish for being buried alive.

Tap that Ass: Sex.

Tard: Abbreviation for a mentally retarded person.

Tart: Slut.

Teabag: When testicles are placed in a mouth or on a face for pleasure or as a prank. The victim of this prank is often the first person to fall asleep or pass out at a party filled with the type of dick bags who like to take photos of their genitals in a friend’s mouth.

Team Cream: Orgy.

Technophilia: A fetish for technology, which usually centers around cyborgs, robots, and sex machines. This fetish is often related to other fetishes, such as replacing an amputated limb with a machine, or having sex with a robotic sex doll.

Telephonicophilia: A fetish for phone sex or dirty talk.

Temptress: A woman who derives pleasure from getting men to engage in deviant activities, like cheating.

A Ten: A perfect specimen of masculinity or femininity.

Ten Pin: A woman who has an hourglass figure and who would score a perfect ten if her beauty were judged in the Olympics.

Ten Pinter: Someone who you would only consider having sex with after ten pints of beer.

Tentacle Fetish: A fetish for tentacles, often depicted in hentai or other forms of animated erotica. Origins: Tentacle porn derived from a Japanese folktale and has since become popularly depicted in hentai. In these henati scenes, characters often suffer from "tentacle rape," in which tentacle-like-protrusions from a plant, animal, or monster force themselves on a victim.

Tequila Golden Shower: When a person takes a shot of gold tequila which is promptly chased by being showered in urine.

Teratophilia: A fetish for deformed or monstrous people. Synonyms: dysmorphophilia.

Testalgia: Any type of testicular pain or an inflammation of the testicles. Similar medical conditions include orchitis and didymalgia. Synonyms: blue balls, hot rocks, love nuts, stone ache

Testicles: Male gonads housed in the scrotum. Synonyms: ballocks, balls, bangers, bird’s eggs, clangers, cojones, cullions, danglers, eggs, family jewels, glands, goolies, jewels, love apples, marbles, nards, nuts, plums, pounders, rocks, seeds, stones, swingers

Textrovert: One whose social skills, and ability to flirt, are limited to texting.

T-Girl: "Transexual girl." A genetic male who lives as a woman and who may have many of the physical characteristics of a woman, such as breast implants, but who still has a penis.

Thesauromania: A fetish for collecting women's clothes. This usually involves collections of panties or undergarments.

Thick: 1. Fat, but in an appealing way, at least to men who have a fetish for large women. 2. A penis with a significant girth.

Thigh Gap Porn: Porn that features women who are either so skinny or muscular that a gap forms above their thighs and below their vagina.

Three-Hole Par: A sex session that utilizes a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus.

Threesome: Group sex with three people. Synonyms: Triolism/Troilism

Thunder Cunt: A woman who is so violent and threatening that it would not be surprising if her vagina carried an electric charge.

Tickle Torture: A form of BDSM in which a submissive partner is tickled, often while being bound.

Tickling Fetish: A fetish for being tickled or for tickling submissive partners. Tickling often triggers some of the same muscles as orgasms. Also, some tickling enthusiasts see the act as an expression of intimacy. Others simply enjoy torturing a partner or seeing their partner cry from forced laughter.

Tiger Stripes: Stretch marks. These are as common a sighting at strip clubs as tramp stamps. When they appear around a woman’s stomach, they are a good indicator the woman has, or had, a child.

TILF: "Teacher I'd like to fuck."

Timophilia: A fetish for wealth. Similar to chrysophilia.

Tinkering Under the Hood: Cunnilingus, with specific attention paid to working under the clitoral hood in order to get the engine running properly.

Titanic: A large woman who goes down on a man their first time out.

Tittoo: Tattoo on the breast, particularly around the nipples.

Tits, Tittys: Boobs.

Titty Bar: A strip club.

Titty Fuck: When a dick vigorously slides up and down between a pair of boobs. Often involves large boobs and lube.

TNA: “Tits and Ass.” Commonly used to refer to softcore media.

Toilet: Synonyms: altar room, bath, bathroom, chamber of commerce, facilities, gentlemen’s room, ladies’ room, little boy’s/girl’s room, loo, marble palace, men’s/women’s room, pot, powder room, restroom, sandbox, shit house, shitter, washroom, water closet, whiz stand.

Token Resistance: When a woman claims she cannot have sex with a man right before she has sex with said man in order to preserve the illusion that she is not promiscuous.

Tongue Punch: An invasive act performed by the tongue that is often unwanted. It can be used to describe abrasive kissing, cunnilingus, or rimming.

Tonsil Exam: Fellatio.

Tool: 1. One who is too stupid to realize he is being used. 2. Penis.

Toolbox: The tools a man uses to get under a woman's hood and attempt to rev her engine. Specifically, the dick and balls.

Tooth Whitening Treatment: When a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth.

Top: The person who penetrates the bottom partner. Also, the dominant partner in a fetishistic relationship.

Top’s Disease: When a dominant partner believes the control and power he wields during fetish play extends to other areas of his life. Often occurs when a top believes a bottom is actually inferior, as opposed to just assuming a submissive role.

Top Heavy: When a woman's bust measurements exceed her hip measurements.

The Tortoise: Any sexual act performed on a person whose pubic area is as smooth as a tortoise shell. As in Aesop’s fable, you get there before the hare (hair) does.

Top Surgery: When a transsexual changes their biological chest to match that of their mental gender without changing their genitals. This includes when a M2F trannsexual gets breast implants and a F2M transsexual gets a mastectomy.

Tossing a Salad: Analingus Licking an asshole. Origins: From the urban legend of male prisoners using condiments during analingus to mask the taste, to enhance the pleasure of the act, or to degrade the licker.

Town Bike: Slut. Everyone gets to ride her.

Tramp: Slut.

Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that symbolizes her willingness to act impulsively, such as getting a trendy tattoo or having a one night stand.

Tranny: Most often used as a category of porn that includes M2F transsexuals. It is generally considered a derogatory term, though some transsexuals embrace it.

Transformation Fetish, TF: A fetish for transforming or changing people into other people, objects, or creatures. This sexual fantasy is often limited to depictions in hentai and other forms of animated porn, though some body-modification enthusiasts do try to physically transform themselves into non-human creatures. Sub-genres of transformation fetish include: human-animal TF, object TF, gender TF, cock TF, and combining TF.

Transgender: An umbrella term for anyone who embraces an alternative gender from that of their genetic sex. Transgendered people can include cross dressers, transsexuals, drag queens.

Transition: The process of legally and medically transforming from one gender to another.

Transsexual: A person who feels that their mental gender and biological sex do not match, and who has taken medical and/or legal steps to transition from one gender to another.

Transvestite: A cross dresser, particularly a man who has a fetish for wearing women's clothing. These men are often heterosexual.

Treasure Trail: The line of pubic hair extending down from the belly button to the wider patch of pubic hair. If this appears on a woman, it is a sure sign that she does not trim her pubic hair. Synonym: happy trail,

Trichophilia: A fetish for hair.

Trick: 1. A prostitute. 2. The sex acts a prostitute performs to get paid.:

Triolism/Troilism: 1. Threesome. 2. A fetish for threesomes, or for watching your partner have sex with another person.

Tripsolagnophilia: A fetish for getting or giving massages.

Trisexual: A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.

Trojan Horse: When a man covertly slips off his condom during intercourse in order to secretly unleash his soldiers inside his partner.

Troll: Usually an ugly, short, fat person who is in no way sexually appealing.

Tropical Jungle: A wild pubic region that has gone untended for some time. A tropical jungle tends to be overgrown, to emanate a swampy funk of decay, and to be swarming with dangerous life forms.

Trout Pout: Lips obviously enhanced by collagen injection. Synonyms: ASLs, DSLs

Tryke: A MTF transexual who identifies as a lesbian.

Tuck Job: pushing your dick and balls back between your legs to form a mangina. Professional tuck jobs by cross-dressers and transsexuals often involve a layer of tight underpants.

Tug Job: A hand job.

Tummy Sticks: A kind of naked dry humping in which two men rub their erections on each other. Origins: The film, Wedding Crashers. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting...

Tuna Can: A short, thick penis that resembles a can of tunafish.

Tuna Melt: Cunnilingus on a woman after she has received a creampie.

Turd Burglar: 1. The person who slips into a public bathroom just as you are about to unleash a noisy dump. This person then hangs out for way too long, seemingly waiting to steal the turd you are forced to hold back until you are alone again. 2. A gay man.

Turkish Water Boarding: A threesome sex position that is a mix between water-boarding torture, Chinese water torture, and a Turkish bathhouse with a zany twist. One man lies on the bed with his head near the headboard. His face is covered with a pillow, bed sheet, or towel. The woman mounts the man in the cowgirl position. The second man stands over the first man’s head with his back to the wall while receiving fellatio sex from the woman. The torture part comes when body fluids drip from the standing man onto the fabric covering the bottom man’s face.

Turn Tricks: Provide sexual pleasure for profit.

Turtle Head: When a turd begins to poke out of an asshole.

TV: "Transvestite." Often used in personal ads and in porn.

Twat: Vagina.

Twink: A young, skinny, and usually effeminate gay man.

Twisted Sister: A woman or transsexual who lures straight men home in order to peg them in the ass with a strap-on or a hidden penis.

Two-Dick Mouth: A mouth large enough to comfortably accommodate two dicks simultaneously.

Two in the Pink and One in the Stink: Inserting two fingers in a vagina and one in the asshole. Synonyms: The shocker.

Two Squeezes: A nonverbal signal between fetish players, often used by a gagged partner, to signal that everything is alright.

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