Sunday, September 16, 2012

Dirty Sex Dictionary

A definitive dick-tionary of fetishes, euphemisms, sex positions, absurd sex acts, insults, and innuendoes.

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Sadism: A fetish for dominating a submissive partner by inflicting physical, emotional, or psychological abuse.


Sadist: A person who is sexually aroused by administering pain to himself or others.


Saddlebacking: When two straight teenagers, endeavoring to preserve an evangelical girl’s virginity, engage in unprotected, anal intercourse. Origins: Coined in 2009 by the sex writer, Dan Savage, in reference to the Saddleback congregation of conservative pastor, Rick Warren.


Saddle Up: The initial act of anal sex.


Sadomasochism, SNM, S&M: A broad category of activities in which one partner derives sexual pleasure from administering or receiving psychological or physical pain.


Safe Word: A word or phrase that is uttered during fetishistic play to stop the action, particularly when the play becomes too painful or intense.


Saline Balls: Fetish play in which the scrotum is infused with a saline solution from an IV to make the testicles appear gigantic. The process takes around an hour, and the inflation lasts for a few days until the solution is fully absorbed into the body. The medical term is, scrotal inflation.


Salirophilia: A fetish for soiling the objects of one's desire. This often manifests in a sex partner being coated in filth. Can be related to bukkake, urolagnia or coprophilia.


Salacious: Characterized by devious sexual desires or behaviors. Synonyms: indecent, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lustful, prurient, scabrous, salacious


Salami: Penis.


Sandwich: When a woman is pressed between two men while being penetrated anally and vaginally. Synonym: DP.


Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Origins: Dan Savage.


Sapiosexual: Attracted to intelligent people.


Sascrotch: The hairy crotch of a male or female that looks and smells as though it resides in the swamp.


Satyriasis: 1. A male's uncontrollable sexual desires. 2. A neurotic condition in which men have sex with as many people as possible. Synonyms: gynecomania, nymphomania.


Sauce Shelf: Breasts. Cleavage.


Sausage Party, Sausage Fest: A gathering in which there are far more men than women.


Sausage Sandwich: Masturbating a penis between a woman's breasts.


Scabrous: Sexually scandalous. Synonyms: indecent, salacious


Scat: Shit.


Scatophilia: A fetish for excrement.


Schlong: Penis.


Scopophilia: A fetish for being a voyeur.


Scoptophilia: An exhibitionistic fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. May involve mirrors or a sex tape. Synonym: Mixophilia.


Score: Sex.


Scotophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: nyctophilia


Scissoring, Scissor Fight: When two women intertwine legs and rub their vaginas together.


Screw: Sex.


Scrotum, Srote: The pouch of skin covering the testicles. Synonyms: ball bag, ball sack, nut sack, sack.


Scumbag: 1. A used condom. 2. A person whose value is comparable to that of a used condom.


Seduce: To purposefully entice another person to have sex.


Seducer, Seductress: One who seduces.


Seduction: The art of enticing someone to do what they secretly want to do—namely sex.

Semen, Seminal Fluid: The pasty, white goop ejaculated from the penis, containing spermatozoa. Synonyms: baby juice, bull gravy, buttermilk, cream, cum, dick juice, dick milk, ejaculate, glue, gravy, honey, hot milk, jam, jelly, jism, jizz, juice, load, love liquor, man oil, marrow, ointment, pudding, scum, seed, skeet, slime, soap, sperm, splooge, spume, spunk, swimmers, tallow, wad, white honey, yogurt,

Semen Sneeze: A sneeze that occurs during fellatio or after swallowing semen. A true semen sneeze ejects semen from the nose or mouth.


Semi: A semi-erection.


Sensualist: One devoted to sensations or the pursuit of carnal pleasures: Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist, sybarite

Seventy-One, 71: A 69 but with a finger stuck in each other's ass.

Sex: Ask your mother. Apparently she is an expert on the subject.

Sex Synonyms:

A: action, ass,

B: ball, bag, bang, bash the beaver, beat cakes/cheeks, beat the rug, beef injection, be intimate, belly ride, bisect the triangle, blanket drill, boing, boink, bone, bonk, breed, bump nasties, bump, bumper cars, bump uglies, bury the bone/weasel, bush patrol, butte the biscuit,

C: carnal knowledge, coitus, consummate, copulation, couple up,

D: dance the mattress jig, dick diving, dicking, diddle, dip the wick, do it, disappearing cane trick, do the deed, do the funky chicken, do the laundry, do the nasty,

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F: feed the kitten, fiddle, fix her plumbing, flesh session, fog the windows, fornicate, four-legged frolic, freak, fuck,

G: get a piece, get biblical, get into her pants, get it on, get laid, get lucky, get one's noodle wet, get an oil change, get physical, get some, get some ass, get your dick wet, get your pole polished, give it up, go all the way, go at it, go to bed with, go to the bone yard, go to town, greet and meat, grind, grind one's tool,

H: hanky panky, have relations, hide the ferret/Nazi/salami, hit it, hit skins, horizontal mambo, horizontal tango, hump,

I: intercourse,

J: jackhammer, joined at the groin, joy ride, jump your bones,

K: kicking the tires, knock boots,

L: lay, lay pipe, lie with, lock crotches, love,

M: make babies/it/love/whoopee, make sexy time, mate, mess around, mingle limbs, mount,

N: nail, nooky, nookie,

P: park your yacht in hair harbor, peg, piece of ass, piece of tail, pin, plow, plug, poke, polish your pole, pork, pound, pump,

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R: rail, ram, ride,ride the flagpole, roll in the hay, romp,

S: sexual congress, sexual relation, score, screw, shack up, shag, sink the sausage, slay, sleep with, slide into home, spelunking, squat jumps in the cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, stable my stallion, stuff,

T: tap that ass, thread the needle, tumble,

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Sexercise: 1. Using sex as a workout. 2. Exercising in a way that resembles sex or which induces a coregasm. Often done unintentionally with exercise equipment sold on an infomercial: thigh master, shake weight, fitness ace power.


Sexcellence: sexual excellence.


Sexercism: Having sex with a new partner in order to remove the demon of guilt and the emotional baggage leftover from the horrible death of a previous relationship.


Sex Machine: 1. One who is as efficient as the energizer bunny when it comes to sex. Origins: a James Brown song by the same name. 2. A mechanized sex toy often used exclusively for penetration. Many of these machines are homemade. Similar: drilldo


Sexomnia: Like sleepwalking, but instead of taking a stroll the sleeping person has sex. Synonyms: Somnophilia.


Sexpert: A particularly annoying person who, for whatever reason, believes she is an expert when it comes to sex.


Sex-reassignment surgery, SRS: the reconstruct of a person's genitals to more accurately reflex the sex they identify with. Synonyms: Bottom Surgery


Sextasy: 1. The state one achieves right after fulfilling a sexual fantasy. 2. Taking the drugs, Viagra and ecstasy, simultaneously.


Sexting: Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.


Shaft: Penis.


Shag: Sex.


Shagbag: A promiscuous female or gay man. A receptacle for sex.


Shagable: Fuckable. Attractive.


Shame Shower: A shower to remove the physical and emotional remnants of a filthy and regrettable sexual experience.


Shark Fin: The impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through her swimming suit or wet suit.


Shark Week: During a devil’s threesome, one man lies on a bed with his head at the edge of the mattress. The woman then lies on him in the 69 position. The second man mounts her from behind in a standing doggy-style position. This move mimics the feeding frenzy and uninhibited orgy that occurs after sharks converge on a whale carcass. It also brings the standing man dangerously close to having his dick chomped by the bottom man. Anal sex will reduce the risk of the top man’s balls slapping the bottom man’s forehead, but it increases the risk of santorum dripping on the bottom man’s forehead.


Shart: A hybrid between shitting and farting.


Sheila: Chick. Woman. Origins: Australian.


She-Male: A pre-op, MTF transexual.


Shirley Temple: When any type of clear soda is poured in a menstruating vagina during cunnilingus.


Shit: Feces. The second most popular American curse word after fuck.



Shit Canned: Fired


Shit Dick: 1. A penis coated in santorum after anal sex. 2. A dirty fucker.


Shit Faced: So drunk that you could have shit on your face and would not notice.


Shit Head, Shit for Brains: Anyone who behaves as though his brain is composed of fecal matter.


Shit Hole: 1. An asshole, in both senses of the word. Synonyms: shit ass, shit bag, shit bagger, shit pipe, shit spitter, shit stain... 2. A low quality place or dwelling.


Shit House: Bathroom.


Shitty: A situation that is as unsavory as dealing with a pile of excrement.


Shocker: Inserting your pointer and middle finger in a woman’s vagina while sliding a pinky in her ass. Synonyms: two in the pink and one in the stink,


Shop Vacuum: A mouth that is capable of slurping up a wide variety of penises. Particularly, a mouth that can simultaneously accommodate a dick and balls.


Short and Curlies: Pubic hair.


Shrimping: Sucking or licking toes.


Side Boob: When the side of a boob is exposed in a revealing outfit.


Siderodromophilia: A fetish for trains. Often involves having sex while on a train.


Sideways Smile: 1. Ass crack. 2. Vagina.


Significant Other, SO: A politically correct term used to refer to a sexual or romantic partner, including a boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband.


Sitophilia: A fetish for food. Often involves incorporating food into sexual foreplay.


Simba, The Lion King: When a man anoints a person's forehead with his semen, then smears it across her face with his penis. Origins: In The Lion King when Rafiki anoints Simba with the juice from his ball-shaped fruit.


Sin Hole: A vagina, particularly one belonging to a woman who believes premarital sex or carnal pleasure is evil.

Sixty-Eight, 68: When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor. He owes her one.


Sixty-Nine, 69: A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give and receive oral sex. Synonyms: doubleheader, flip-flop, head over heels, loop de loop,


Size Queen: One who is obsessed with penis size, to the point where this is a main criteria for having sex with, or dating, a man. A popular label used in the pornosphere.


Skank: A promiscuous woman.


Skeet: Semen.


Skid Marks: Shit stains left on underwear, or on bed sheets during sex. Synonyms: racing stripes.


Ski Poles: During a devil’s threesome, the woman simultaneously pumps both men’s erections with her hands.


Skull Fuck: Used to describe rough or forced fellatio. Often used as a threat to use an enemy’s corpse for sexual gratification.


Skuntch: A skanky cunt.


Slave: A submissive partner who has an ongoing relationship with a dominant master.


Slhore: A slutty whore. Similar: Slunt


Slime Fetish: A fetish for slimy substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: goo fetish


Slob on the Knob: Fellatio.


Slore: A slut/whore.


Slot B: Asshole.


Slumming: Engaging in a relationship or having sex with someone below one’s social class.


Slump: An extended period without sex. Synonyms: Dry Spell.


Slump Buster: A sex partner whose primary purpose is to end an extended period without sex.


Slunt: A slutty cunt. Similar: slhore.


Slurry Bucket: A vagina or anus large enough to accommodate a hand.


Slut: The most popular American term for a promiscuous woman. Synonyms: adultera, alley cat, bangster, bed bunny, bimbo, bitch, cum dumpster, cum guzzler, cum slut, cum tart, eager beaver, floozie, hobby horse, ho, hoe, ho bag, hoozie, hooze bag, hussy, loose, nympho, meat hound, sexpot, skank, slore, slot job, slut bag, stray, tramp...



Slut Shaming: The counterproductive cultural practice of characterizing promiscuous females as evil or morally corrupt in order to discourage women from being as sexually forward as males.


SMD: "Suck my dick." Often used as an insult in text-speak.


Smegma: A mixture of shed skin sells, body oil, body fluids and various other funky material that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis, and in the folds of the labia minora. Origins: the Greek word for soap, smēgma. Synonyms: dick cheese.

Smexy: Smart and sexy.

Snail Trail: The glistening trail of dried semen that often appears inside a man’s underwear after he becomes aroused or ejaculates. The trail resembles the silvery tracks left by a snail.

Snape: Snuggle rape. When one person snuggles an unwilling or unconscious partner.


Snatch: Vagina given to pocketing items, like penises or semen.


Sneezing Fetish: A fetish for watching others sneeze, usually while naked. This may be related to the fact that sneezing is involuntary and can not be faked, as well as the fact that sneezing triggers some of the same nerves as an orgasm. Often related to tickling.


Snow Balling: Spitting semen from one mouth to another. May occur a number of times.

Snuff: A paraphilia that centers around the fantasy of killing or being killed. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, vore, necrophilia

Snuggle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: cuddle, croodle...

SO: “Sex offender.” Used in prison to designate a certain class of offender. Similar to: kidmo.

Sodomite: One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are considered deviant by the surrounding culture. Synonyms: brown hatter, bugger, bum fucker, butt fucker, corn holer, gut butcher, gut fucker, gut scratcher, gut stuffer, shit stirrer, stern chaser, stuffer, turd burglar,

Solicitation: The act of selling or seeking sex for money. Synonyms: yard sale.

Somnophilia: A fetish for asleep or unconscious sex partners. Synonyms: sleeping princess syndrome.


Sounding: The act of inserting something into the urethra to inflict a mixture or pleasure and pain. Derived from the medical practice of removing blockage and clearing up urination issues. Often performed by using medical grade sounding rods made of steel. Sounding enthusiasts have branched out, using a variety of objects, including such seemingly painful and harmful objects and toothbrushes or glass. Synonyms: urethra play


Soup Kitchen: A hobo orgy, often performed in a confined space. Origins: The movie, The Other Guys.


Space Docking: When an uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around a partner’s penis. So named as the connection resembles the docking of space stations.


Spank the Monkey: Male masturbation.


Special Purpose: Penis. Origins: The film, The Jerk.


Spectrophilia: A fetish involving the fantasy of having sex with ghosts.


The Sphinx: A bikini wax in which all pubic hair is removed. Synonyms: full bikini wax.


The Spiderman: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his hand then flings the semen at his partner.


Spider Webbing: When semen shoots from an ass after anal sex.


Spill one's Seed: 1. Sex. 2. To ejaculate.


Spinner: A petitie woman who could easily be spun around a dick during sex. This especially refers to small strippers who can twirl around the pole with ease. In porn, women with this body type are often branded as "teens," no matter what age they are.


Spit Fuck: Sex using only saliva as lubricant.


Spit Game: A blatant attempt at verbal seduction.


Spit Roast: A threesome sex act in which the bottom partner is being penetrated from behind by one man while performing fellatio on another man. Synonyms: hog roast


Splooge: Semen.


Sploshing: Splashing watery foods on one's self or a partner as an act of foreplay or for sexual gratification.


Spread Eagle: When a person's legs are spread, forming a V shape.


Spunk: Semen.


Spunk Bucket: 1. Slut. 2. Vagina. 3. Asshole


Squashing: A fetish for being squashed by another partner.


Squirt: When a female ejaculates.


Squirter: A woman who ejaculates.


Stag Party: A guys night or bachelor's party. These gatherings exclude wives and girlfriends, but often includes strippers, prostitutes, and/or promiscuous women.


Starfish: Asshole. Variations: chocolate starfish


STD, STI: "Sexually transmitted disease," and "Sexually transmitted infection." Synonyms: VD


Steely Dan: 1. A metal vibrator. 2. Penis. Origins: Naked Lunch.


Stench Trench: A smelly vagina.


Stiffie: Erection.


Stigmatophilia: A fetish for body piercings.


Stinker: Asshole.


Stomach Pancakes: Created when a man ejaculates on his, or his partner's, stomach.


Straight: Heterosexual.


Stranger: When a man sits on his hand until it falls asleep, then uses the hand to masturbate so it feels like a stranger is touching him.


Stranger on the Rocks: Similar to the stranger, except a man numbs his hand in ice water.


Starfish: Asshole.


Starfish Trooper: One who enjoys licking the assholes of those who have never engaged in anal play. Usually refers to a gay man. Also, asstronaut


Strap-On: A detachable phallus, often used during girl-on-girl sexual encounters.


Street Taco: A cheap treat a man picks up on the street to satisfy his overwhelming hunger. Street tacos can cause regret, vomiting, bacterial infections, and even death. Similar: New York Fish Taco.


Stride of Pride: When a person is proud of who he had sex with the night before, to the extend that he parades around in the disheveled clothes he wore out the previous night. Similar: walk of shame.


Strumpet: Slut.


Stud, Stud Muffin: An alpha male.


Stuff: Sex.


Stuffing: A fat fetish in which a person eats, or is made to eat, to the point of physical pain. Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility, padding,


Submissive, sub, subbie: One who derives sexual pleasure from yielding control to a dominant partner.


Succubus: A demon woman who sucks the life-force from a man.


Suck Ass: When something is compared to the awfulness of performing analingus on a dirty asshole.


Suck Face: Kiss.


Suck Off: Fellatio.


Sugar Daddy: A wealthy man who financially provides for a much younger, and considerably more attractive sex partner.


Sugar Baby: The benefactor of a sugar daddy. Synonyms: gold digger, prostitute,


Sugar Lumps/Plumbs/Tits: Small, but appetizing, breasts.


Sugar Momma: An older woman who financially provides for her younger sexual partners.


The Superman: An absurd sex act that begins when a girlfriend or wife chooses sleep over sex. The man discretely ejaculates on his sleeping partner's back. When she wakes in the morning, the bed sheet will be glued to her back like Superman's cape.


Surfing: Having sex with an obese woman. So named because of the waves of flesh, the feeling of being unbalanced, and the fear of being crushed.


Surfing the Crimson Tide: 1. When a woman is menstruating. 2. Having sex with a woman who is menstruating.


Swamp Ass: Sweaty ass cheeks.


Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person.


Swan Sauce: A sweaty liquid of body fluid and dead skin that accumulates around the vagina.


Sweater Meat: Breasts, particularly ones that are protruding from beneath a sweater.


Swimmer’s Ear: When so much semen gets in an ear, there is a legitimate concern of developing an infection.


Swimming in the Red Sea: Sex with a woman on her period. Synonyms: Cherry Dip,


Switch Hitter: Bisexual. Usually a male bisexual as he has a “bat” to play with.


Swoop & Scoop: When a woman runs a hand down a man’s chest, then cups his crotch, usually as a means of checking his penis size.


Sword: Penis.


Sword Fighting: 1. When two boys simulate a sword fight with their urine streams. 2. When two men rub their dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, tummy sticks


Sybarite: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist.


Sybian: A powerful, mounted vibrator that women straddle. Made famous by Howard Stern.


Symphorphilia: A fetish for disasters or car wrecks, particularly watching or causing them.


Syphilis: A venereal disease. Synonyms: French gout, ladies’ fever, lifelong companion, Neapolitan bone ache, siff,


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