Sunday, September 16, 2012

Dirty Sex Dictionary

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Packing a Gun and a Holster: A hermaphrodite.

Padding: A fat fetish in which pleasure is derived from layering or stuffing one's clothes to simulate weight gain, either to oneself or a sexual partner. Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility, stuffing,

Pansexual: Someone who is open to any gender or most any kink when it comes to sex. Synonyms: trisexual

Painal: Painful anal sex.

Pain Play: A broad range of BDSM activities in which sexual pleasure is derived from inflicting or incurring pain.

Paint Brush: A wisp of pubic hair, usually on a woman. Similar to a landing strip, but smaller.

Painted Lady: Prostitute.

Paratrooping: Hunting for a sexual partner in an effort to secure a place to sleep for the night. Most often occurs when visiting a foreign city. Origins: The television show, How I Met Your Mother.

Paraphilia: Any sexual fetish that is classified as a disorder because of its extreme nature, because it is harmful, or because it violates a society's mores or laws.

Pareunia: Sex.

Parthenophilia: A fetish for virgins.

Partialism: A fetish for specific body parts. This includes such fetishes as nasophilia, oculophilia, and podophilia.

Parting the Red Sea: Performing cunnilingus or having sex with a woman on her period. The saint who performs such an act is called, Moses. Synonyms: earning your red wings,

Pasadena Mudslide: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s chest while she performs oral sex on you in a reclining position. The excrement becomes a mudslide if it is runny or when it mixes with the pool of body fluid generated by oral sex.

Patty Cake: When the two guys in a devil’s threesome high-five to prove they are not aroused by each other. Often occurs when the two males make eye contact.

PAWG: “Phat Ass White Girl.” A common porn category centered around thick white women who are often paired with black partners.

Paying the Rent: A form of prostitution in which sex is exchanged for goods or services, though the exchange is rarely explicit.

PDA: "Public display of affection." Most often a crime of drunks and couples in the honeymoon phase of their relationship.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: An absurd sex act in which a person defecates on a menstruating vagina.

Pearl Necklace: A piece of jewelry created when a man ejaculates on his partner’s neck.

Pearl Tramp Stamp: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s lower back.

Pediophilia: A fetish for sex toys, specifically dolls.

Pecattiphilia: A fetish for sinning, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: hamartophilia.

Pecker: Penis.

Pecker Head: One who acts as though he thinks with his dick. Synonym: dick head.

Pederast: A pedophile, particularly one who engages in anal sex with a boy.

Pedophile: One who engages in sexual acts with a child. Synonyms: pederast.

Pegging: When a woman uses a strap-on dildo to anally penetrate a man. Origins: Savage Love.

The Penguin: While preforming fellatio, the woman walks out of the room before the act is complete, leaving the man with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.

Penicorn: A mythical penis. Often refers to the dick of a man who exaggerates the size or nobility of his dick. Also an idealized penis with a vibrating, clitoral stimulator sticking off the shaft like a unicorn’s horn.

Penis: Synonyms:

A: acorn, arrow, auger,

B: baby arm, baby maker, baloney pony, bean tosser, beaver cleaver, beef bayonet/hammer/stick, Big Ben, The Big Lebowski, Bilbo Baggings, bishop, black jack, blind salamander, boa, bone, bossman, bratwurst, burrito, bush beater,

C: captain, Chewbacca, choker, chub, cock, Conan the Barbarian, corn dog, corn holer, creamsicle, cream stick, Cupid's arrow, custard launcher, cyclops,

D: dagger, dick, dickie, dicktator, Dilinger, ding-a-ling, dingus, dink, dip stick, Dirty Harry, disco stick, dong, Don Juan, Donkey Kong, donut puncher, D train,

E: egg roll, enchilada, Excalibur,

F: family jewels, fiddle bow, fire hose, fishing rod, fish stick, foreman, frankfurter, French bread, fuck pole/stick/rod, funny bone. 

G: Gary Coleman's forearm, gearstick, gear shift, giggle stick, Goliath, gravy maker, grower not a shower,

H: ham bone, Harry Johnson, Harry and the Hendersons, heat-seeking love missile, hitching post, hose, hot beef injector, hot dog, hung, hung like a horse, hung like a zebra,

I: Igor, inchworm,

J: jack-in-the-box, jaw breaker, Jimmy, Jimmy John, Jimmy Johnson, jizz whistle, Johnson, John Wang, joystick, junk,

K: kickstand, king dong, king kong, knob,

L: lap daschund, light saber, licorice stick, lincoln long, little head/soldier, lollypop, long john, love dart/gun/muscle/staff/stick/wand, louisville slugger,

M: magic stick, magic wand, man crank/horn/meat/, Mandingo, meat, meat loaf/popsicle/stick/troll, member, merrymaker, middle leg, milk man, miracle meat, missile launcher, Moby Dick, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Goodbar, Mr. Goodwrench, Mr. Winky, mushroom head, mutton, my little pony,my other head,

N: nimrod, noodle,

O: the octagon, one-eyed monster/sailor/trouser trout/night crawler/wonder weasel/wonder worm,

P: package, pagan steeple, pecker, pee-pee, penicorn, peninsula, Percy, Peter, Peter Pan, pile driver, Pink Floyd, Pink Panther, pipe, pisser, piss pipe, pistole, piston, pocket piccolo, pocket rocket, pogo stick, poker, pole, pool stick, Popeye, pork sword, prick, pride & joy, private eye, prong, pump handle, purple-helmeted love warrior, pussy magnet, pweenis,

R: the ramburglar, ram rod, raw meat, rod, rolling pin, rudder,

S: salami, sasquatch, sausage, scepter, semen truck, shaft, shamrock, shlong, short arm, skin chimney/flute, skunk ape, slut stick, snake, Spartacus, staff, staff sergeant, stick shift, St. Peter, summer sausage, sword,

T: tail pin, tally whacker, third leg, Titanic, tool, totem pole, trouser snake, tube steak, tuna can, Twinkie,

U,V,W,X,Y,Z: wand, wang, wedding tackle, weenie, weenus, wee-wee, weiner, wet willy, whacker, whistle, willy, Willy Wonka, Willy Wang, winky, yang, yogurt gun,

Penis Elbow: Any arm injury or soreness that results from masturbating or giving a handjob.

Penis Humiliation: A fetish for receiving derogatory comments about the size and inadequacies of your penis.

Penis Puffer: One who sucks enough dicks as to be addicted to the act.

Penis Pump: A cylindrical pump that creates a vacuum to draw blood into the member. Excessive use can cause serious vascular damage.

Penivore: One whose sexual diet consists entirely of devouring penises.

Peodeiktophilia: An exhibitionistic paraphilia in which a man is aroused by exposing his penis to unsuspecting victims.

Perineum: The area of skin between the balls and asshole, or the vagina and asshole. Synonyms: bridge, chode, gooch, grundle, nacho, taint,

Permaboner: A constant boner. Usually the result of a particularly arousing experience as opposed to the medical condition, priapism.

Personalities: Breasts.

Perversion: “Just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium.”—C.M. Stunich

Pervert, Perv: Someone with a fetish for deviant sexual behavior, as defined by the cultural context.

Pescatarian Fag: A heterosexual man who eats a lot of fish tacos but who can entice no women to gobble his sausage.

Pescatarian Porn: Pornography that contains only melons and fish tacos, but no red meat. Such porn is usually easier to stomach than more hardcore, male dominated porn.

Peter Pan: 1. An impotent penis, so named as it never wants to grow up. 2. An immature man who has the mentality of a boy.

Pet the Poodle: Female masturbation.

Phallophilia: A fetish for large penises. Similar: macrogenitalism.

Pheromone: Various chemicals animals secrete that influence the behavior of other members of the same species. These are often involved in attracting mates.

Philander: To engage in sexual affairs with a woman whom a man has no intention of marrying.

Philanderer: A man who seeks out sexual affairs with no intention of getting married.

Philemaphobia: A fear of kissing. Often stems from inexperience or a germ phobia.

Philter, Philtre: A love potion.

Phobophilia: A fetish for feeling afraid.

Phygephilia: A fetish for fugitives, or living as a fugitive. Similar to Hybristophilia.

Picasso Ass: When a woman wears too tight of panties or shorts, resulting in four distinct ass cheeks.

Pictophilia: A fetish for watching porn. Also, when one watches so much porn of the same act or person, he develops a fetish for that act or person.

Pig Roast: In a devil’s threesome when a large woman is performing fellatio on one man and is penetrated by another. Synonyms: Chinese Finger Trap.

Pig Sticking: Seeking out obese women to have sex with. Synonyms: hog hunting, whaling.

Pile Driver: A sex act in which the bottom partner balances her body atop her neck with her legs above her body. The man squats over her, angling himself down into her.

Pillow Biter: A gay man who receives anal sex.

Pillow Princess: A woman who enjoys receiving cunnilingus from men or women, but who does not reciprocate the act.

Pimp: A prostitute’s manager. Synonyms: aunt, hustler, mack, madame

Pimp Check: Informing a fuck buddy who starts to get attached, or who mistakes your situation for a relationship, that she has crossed a line.

Pink Posse: A group of gay friends.

Pink Sock: A flap of inverted colon that sometimes appears when a man pulls out too quickly during anal sex.

Pink Taco: Like a fish taco, but without the fishy taste.

Pin the Tail On the Donkey: During a devil’s threesome, the woman kneels doggy-style on the edge of the bed while wearing a blindfold or tucking her head under the bed sheets. The men take turns fingering, licking, or fucking her. This requires that the woman is more than comfortable with the idea of a threesome and that she trusts that neither man will play the guessing game, “Sheathed or unsheathed.”

Pinup, Pin-Up: A photo or glossy magazine picture of an arousing woman mean to be hung up for admiration. Often refers to a style of photography and burlesque that evokes the original pinup girls that were popularized during WWII. Synonyms: Bombshell.

Piquerism, Picquerism: A fetish for piercing, or penetrating, another person's skin. People with this fetish often concentrate on piercing erogenous zones. Origins: from the French word piquer, or "to prick."

Pirate Treasure: Feces that appears during anal sex, particularly when it contains golden nuggets of corn.

Piss: 1. The act of urinating. 2. Urine. 3. A state of anger comparable to that of being urinated on, as in, “I am pissed at that ass clown.”

Pitch a Tent: To get an erection.

Pitcher: The partner delivering the penis to home plate during anal sex between two men. The top. The counterpart to a "catcher."

Pit Job: When a man masturbates himself in another person's armpit.

Pity Fuck: Sex performed out of a sense of charity.

Plating: Defecating on a clear plate positioned over a person's face. Similar to a glass bottom boat and a hot lunch.

Play Action Fake: Any move that tricks a woman into thinking that the man has climaxed in order for him to unsuspectingly ejaculate on her face. Often involves spit.

Play Chopsticks: When two guys masturbate together, creating their own kind of simple, yet beautiful duet.

Player: A person who approaches seduction as a game.

Playing Hard to Get: A mating strategy in which a person artificially enhances her perceived social value by pretending to be uninterested in a pursuer, thus forcing the interested party to work for her affection. This ritual also allows the pursuer to demonstrate his social value by overcoming this resistance.

Playing the Skin Flute: Giving a blowjob with particular grace, rhythm, and light fingering.

Pliant: Flexible in body, or in mind, in relation to what a person will do in bed.

Plow: Sex.

Plumper: Fatty.

Plushies: Those who have ursusagalmatophilia: Synonyms: Furries

Plushophilia: A fetish for stuffed animals. Synonyms: ursusagalmatophilia.

PNP: “Party n Play.” Used in personal ads to express a desire to do drugs, usually methamphetamines, during sex.

Pocket Pool: Male masturbation.

Podophilia: A partialism fetish that revolves around feet.

Poke: Sex.

Pole Smoker: Someone who is addicted to performing fellatio. Synonyms: penis puffer

Polyiterophilia: A fetish for group sex.

Polyphallic: Characterized by many phalluses. Often used in reference to art or sex toys.

Poofter: A gay man. Origins: South Park.

Poon, Poonani, Poonany, Poontang: Vagina.

Poontang Plantation: Brothel.

Popcorning: During a movie date, the man unsuspectingly pokes a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag or bucket. He inserts his dick into the hole and waits for his date to discovery the buttery treat.

Popinjay: A braggart who excessively peacocks himself in an attempt to attract sex partners.

Pop the Cherry: Taking a woman’s virginity.

Poppers: Alkyl nitrites inhaled as recreational drugs, often to relax the anal sphincter prior to anal sex.

Popple: A young, attractive woman with a cute face who carries some extra weight, but who is still young enough that her fat is not offensive or marked with cellulite. Such women are prized because you can cuddle with them or roll them into a ball and bounce them about roughly without injuring them physically or psychologically. Origins: 1. The popular stuffed animal from the 1980s that could be rolled into a plush ball.

Porking: Sex with a partner who is large enough to be a farm animal.

Pornocchio: A person who lies about his porn watching habits.

Pornstache: A creepy mustache attributed to male porn performers in the 1970s.

Porn Storm: Pop-up windows that bombard a computer screen while the user is searching for free porn.

Possum: A sex partner who just lies there, as if dead, during sex. Synonyms: Intercorpse.

Postage Slot: A vagina that looks like a slit in the skin with none of the labia minora showing.

Pound: Sex.

Psychrocism: A fetish for being cold, or being with a partner who is cold. Also a fetish for cold objects such as snow, ice, or a frozen glass dildo.

Pregnancy Fetish: A common fetish for fertile woman who are visibly pregnant. This fantasy often focuses on swollen breasts and bellies. Related to impregnation fetish

Pregnant, Preggers, Prego: Synonyms: baby bound, belly up, in trouble, knocked up, loaded, one in the oven, pea in the pod, preggers, preggy, preggo, swallowed a watermelon seed, with child.

Premarital Sex: When religious people have sex before they are married a first time. Quote: “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”—Matt Barry

Premature Ejaculation: A sexual dysfunction in when a man climaxes shortly before or after achieving penetration.

Premature Evacuation: Sneaking away in the wake of a one night stand.

Prepuce: The skin surrounding and protecting the head of the penis or the clitoris. Synonyms: foreskin.

Priapism: A painful medical condition in which the penis remains erect in the absence of sexual arousal. Synonyms: permaboner.

Prick: 1. Penis. 2. A dick head

Prick Peddler/Pusher: Gigolo.

Pricknic: An orgy of gay men.

The Princeton Rub: When two men rubs their penises together in a sexual manner. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…

Privates, Private Parts: Genitals.

Procrasterbating: Procrastinating via masturbating.

Promiscuous: Possessing a liberal understanding of sexuality. Quote: “A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.”—Victor Lownes.

Prophylactic: A device or measure used to prevent the transmission of disease. Often refers to a condom.

Prostiboots: Boots that a streetwalker would wear.

Prostitute: One who accepts money in exchange for sexual favors. Synonyms: bachelor’s wife, call girl, company girl, courtesan, floosie, harlot, harpie, hooker, hoose bag, hustler, lady of the night, lizard lot, mattress, painted lady, pavement princess, sister of mercy, sporting girl, streetwalker, strumpet, tail, tart, vent renter, whore, window tapper, working girl.

Pubephilia: A fetish for pubic hair.

Pubes, Pubic hair: Secondary hair that grows around human sex organs.

Pudding Pop: A penis after dirty, anal sex.

Pudendum: The external genital organs, especially those of a woman. Origins: From the Latin word, "pudre," which means, "to make or be ashamed."

Punch Drunk Love: Intense feelings of lust that interfere with your ability to think rationally.

Pug Noshing: Noisy and aggressive cunnilingus, comparable to the way a pug attacks a food bowl.

Pull the Goalie: To stop using various forms of birth control, usually in attempt to conceive a child.

Puma: A woman who is younger than a cougar, or who is not a MILF, but who still preys on younger men.

Puppet Show: A hand job that involves the giver telling a dirty story. A handjob given while watching a porno or while in a movie theater. A handjob performed while the giver talks about nonsexual things, such as describing her day or chatting on the phone with someone else.

Purple Mushroom: Created when an erect penis is pressed so hard into the inside of a person’s cheek during fellatio, that the outer skin creates a purple protrusion.

Pushing Rope: Attempting to penetrate an orifice with a semi-erect or limp penis. Origins, the TV show, Archer.

Pussy: 1. Vagina. 2. A man who is timid or scared.

Pussy Broom: Mustache.

Pussy Licking: Cunnilingus.

Pussy Magnet: 1. A man or object that naturally attracts positive, female attention. 2. Penis

Pussy Whipped: When a man’s actions are controlled by the prospect of sex with a particular woman.

Put Out: Sex.

Pweenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: Weenis.

Pygmalionism: A fetish for a statue or a human-like image, especially a work that is of one’s own creation. Often involves rubbing oneself against a statue. Synonyms: agalmatophilia. Origins: The word derives from the character, Pygmalio, in Greek mythology, who falls in love with an idealized image of a woman he carves out of ivory.

Pygophilia: A fetish for butts, specifically seeing, touching, or playing with a butt.

Pyrolagnia: A fetish for watching or setting fires.

Pyrophilia: A fetish for using fire or burning objects in sex play.

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