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Mack: 1. To successfully flirt with one or more women. 2. A pimp. 3. The act of pimping, in the metaphorical or literal sense.
Mack Daddy: 1. A lady's man. 2. A pimp. Origins: The 1990s.
Macro Fetish: A fetish for giant, though not necessarily obese, sex partners. Often reserved for the realm of anime or fantasy. Can be related to vore, crushing, or growth fetish. Related to micro fetish.
Macrogenitalism: A fetish for large genitals. Similar: phallophilia.
Macrophilia: A fetish for giants. This often involves the fantasy of being at the complete mercy of a much larger sex partner.
Madam’s Apple: An adam’s apple that gives away a MTF transsexual.
Magic Wand/Stick: 1. Penis. 2. Vibrator.
Mail Order Bride: Generally a woman from an impoverished country who agrees to marry a foreigner with the express intention of economic betterment.
Make Love/Babies/It/Whoopee: Some of the most inoffensive euphemisms for sex.
Make Out: To tongue kiss for an extended period.
Manal: Anal sex performed on a man. Antonym: femanal.
Mandy: Man candy. A man who is kept around for sexual or dating purposes, primarily because of his physical beauty or sexual skills as opposed to his success, personality, or wealth.
Man-gerie: Lingerie made for and worn by men.
Mangina: Formed when a man tucks his dick and balls behind his legs. History: The most famous mangina appeared in the film, The Silence of the Lambs, when the cross-dressing serial killer, Buffalo Bill, dances nude in front of a mirror with a mangina and says, “I’d fuck me.”
Man Hole Cover: A Tampon or period pad.
Manible: An animalistic man. One of the highest compliments a man can bestow on another man. Often used to refer to athletes who are so manly, they behave like wild animals.
Manscape: When a man grooms and trims his body hair. Also refers to a male body that has been expertly landscaped.
Mantsy: Horny, or antsy, for men. Synonyms: cock craving.
Manwich: A devil's threesome with two men and one woman. Related to an ice cream sandwich.
Marital Aid: 1. A vibrator. 2. An inoffensive term for any sex toy.
Maschalagnia: A fetish for smelling armpits.
Masochism: A fetish for being subservient to a dominant partner who delivers physical or emotional abuse.
Mastectomy: The surgical removal of one or both breasts, usually as a way of fighting breast cancer.
Master: The dominant partner in fetish play. Often used as a title the submissive partner must use in reference to the dominant partner. Ex. Master Honey Badger.
Master-Slave Relationship: An ongoing, fetishistic relationship between a dominant and submissive partner.
Mastrophobia: A fear of breasts.
-Unisex Masturbation: celebrate the celibate, couch hockey, devil's handshake, diddle, feel your way around, five knuckle shuffle, fly fishing, get to know yourself, give yourself a low five, hand jive, hand job, hand relief, hand to gland combat, hands-on training, hand work, hitchhike to heaven, honk your horn, manual override/labor, one-handed clap, pack your palm, practice safe sex, rub one out, rub Buddha's tummy, scratch an itch, secret handshake, self abuse, sex with someone you love, solo sex, staff meeting, take matters into your on hands, take part in population control, tend to your own affairs, test your batteries, work out a cramp/ things out with yourself, wrist aerobics
A: adjust the antenna, aid and abet a known felon, answer the bone, apply the hand brake, assault on a friendly weapon, audition your hand puppet
B: backstroke roulette, badger the witness, bait the hook, bash the bishop, baste the ham, batting practice, battle the purple-headed yogurt slinger, beat off, beat the bishop/bologna/meat/your date, be your own best friend, blow your horn/load, bludgeon the beefsteak, bop bonzo, buff the banister/bananas, build upper body strength, burp the baby/worm, butter the corn,
C: caulk the cracks in the bathroom tile, change the oil, charm the cobra/snake, cheese off, check for testicular cancer/ticks, choke the chicken/turkey/Kojak, choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, churn butter, clean out your account, clean the pipes/rifle, clear the snorkel, combing the hair on your blind pig, commune with nature, consult with your silent partner, corral your tadpole, couch hockey for one, crank the shank/yank/love pump, crown the king, cuddle the kielbasa,
D: dance with the one-eyed sailor, date Pam Handerson/Miss Michigan/Fisty Plamer/Handrea and Palmela/Madame Palm and her five daughters/Rosie Palm and her five sisters/Mother Thumb and her four daughters, deploy the troops, discover your potential, dishonorable discharge, disseminate, doddle the noodle, do handiwork, do it your way, do some janitorial work, do your homework, drain the monster/vein, dry hump the ottoman,
E: engage in safe sex,
F: fiddle/finger the flesh flute, five against one, five knuckle shuffle, flog the dog/the hog/your dong/the bishop/the dolphin, flute solo, free willy, frost the pastries,
G: get in touch with your manhood, give it a tug, go blind, Go Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head, goose the gherkin, grease the pipe/hog,
H: hard labor, hold the sausage hostage, hug your hog,
I: iron out some wrinkles,
J: jack hammer, jackin' the beanstalk, jack off, jerk off, jerking the gherkin, jiggle the jewels,
L: liquidate the inventory,
M: make the bald man cry/puke, make bread rise/a milkshake/chowder with sailor Ned/stomach pancakes/nut butter/yogurt/soup, manhandle/mangle/manage the midget, manipulate mandingo, massage your muscle, measure for condoms, milk the cow/lizard/moose/monkey, much goo about nothing
N: null the void,
O: oil the glove, one-man show/rodeo/tug of war/band, one gun salute, one man
P: pack your palm, paddle the pickle/prince, paint the pickle/ceiling, Pam Anderson Polka, peel the banana, pet the lizard, play the piccolo/organ/skin flute/with dick/a little five-on-one/a one stringed guitar/in a one-man show/peek-a-boo/it safe, please the pisser, polish the rocket/sword, pocket pinball, pocket pool/pinball, polish the sword/family jewels/the helmet/the rocket, pound off/the flounder/the pud/the fence post, prime the pump, pull rank/the pole/taffy/your own leg/your own weight, pump the python/the stump, punch the munchkin, putting Mr. Kleenex's kids through college,
R: relish your hot dog, roll your own/the Bologna, roman helmet rumba, rope the pony/pope, round up the tadpoles,
S: salute the general, sample the secret sauce, season the meat, self-induced penile regurgitation, shake hands with the midget/your wife's best friend, shake the sausage/snake, shine the pole/helmet/sword, shoot yourself in the foot/airplanes/for the moon/putty at the moon, chuck your corn, slam the spam/salami/ham/salmon, slap box the one-eyed champ/the cyclops, sling jelly, smack the salami, solo flight, spank the frank/monkey, spread the Mayo, squeeze cream from the Twinkie/the toothpaste/your cheese-dog, soldier's joy, start a crotch fire, stir the batter/yogurt, stroke it/off, stroke the goat/dog/poke, strum the one-stringed guitar
T: take a shake break/a few practice swings/a load off, tame the snake/hog/shrew, taunt the cyclops, tease the weasel, tenderize the tube steak, thread the needle, thump the pump, tickle elmo, tickle the pickle, toss off, toss the boss, tug the tapioca tube, tug of war with the baby arm, tune the antenna, tussle with the muscle,
U: unload the single-shot,
V: varnish the flagpole/banister, visit Rosie Palm and her five daughters,
W: wail away, walk the dog/willy the wonder worm, wallow in self-pity, wank, wank the snake, wash the meat, wax the weasel, whack off, whip the pony, whip your dripper/the stiff/up some cream, whitewash the fence, whittle the stick, whizzing jizzim, wiggle the worm, wind the jack-in-the-box, work willy/up a nice lather, wrestle the weasel, wring out the rope,
X,Y,Z: yank my doodle/ the crank/ the plank,
—Female Masturbation: beat the beaver, clap the clit, finger fuck, fluff the muff, get in touch with your feminine side, grease the gash, paddle the pink canoe, pet the poodle, rub one out, slam the clam, tickle the taco, two-finger tango, vagina monologue, vibing out, waxing the turtle shell,
Mating Ritual: General behavior performed by most members of a species in regards to mating. In non-human animals, this behavior is easily recognizable, such as the male Bowerbird decorating his nest with blue objects to entice a female or Albatrosses performing a dance with their partner.
Mating Strategy: Various tactics used to secure sex partners. These are usually employed by less desirable members of a species to compensate for their shortcomings, or to secure a mate who has a higher social value. Human Beta males do such things as develop senses of humor, secure high paying jobs, or date women who have children from another man. Beta females may employe such strategies as being more sexually aggressive than their more attractive counterparts, playing hard to get, or getting breast implants.
Mature: 1. What a woman mistakenly believes she and her sex partner are when she dates a man who is significantly older. 2. Used in porn and personal ads as a euphemism for old.
MBA: “Married but available.” Often used on alternative dating websites.
Meal On Wheels: Oral sex in a moving car. Synonyms: road head.
Meat Hound: One who has an insatiable appetite for man-meat. Synonyms: Cock Hound.
Meat Market: Any place where people go to show off their bodies and to shop for sex partners.
Mechanophila: A fetish for machines like cars, bikes, or gadgets.
Medical Play: Erotic, fetishistic behavior involving medical equipment. Often involves role playing as the dominant doctor/nurse and the submissive patient. This encompasses a wide range of acts, such as fake gynecological exams to administering enemas.
Medusa: An ugly woman who has the magical ability to turn a man's dick to stone. Origins: From the Greco-Roman oracle cult in which followers built up immunities to snake venom and used the poison against their enemies.
Megalophilia: A fetish for large objects.
Melolagnia: A fetish for music. When a person becomes sexually aroused by music.
Melon Dive: Leaping face first into boobs. Similar to motor boating except it is often done without consent. A common move at strip clubs.
Melon Smuggler: A woman who wears outfits that mask the full splendor of her large breasts.
Ménage à Trois: Threesome. Origins: French for "household of three."
Menglish: Coded language used by men to talk about sex and females in the presence of women.
Menstruation: Synonyms: aunt flo, aunt rosie, all's not quiet on the waterfront, bleed, blood week, cracking an egg, curse of eve, drip, flying the red flag, holy week, monthlies, on the bun, on the rag, period, ragtime, red flag, riding the cotton pony, stop sign, tail flowers, the curse, the plague, the visitor, woman's home companion,
The Menthol: Performing oral sex while chewing strong breath mints or gum in order to create a tingling sensation.
Merinthophilia: A fetish for bondage. Synonyms: vincilagnia.
Merkin: 1. A pubic wig. 2. Someone who tries to conceal her lasciviousness. Origins: Arising in the 1600s, these pubic wigs were used by prostitutes to conceal the marks of STDs like syphilis or herpes, or to replace pubic hair that had been shaved off to prevent genital lice. Merkins are currently used by topless dancers and actresses to prevent full-frontal exposure.
Metrophilia: A fetish for poetry.
Micro Fetish: A fetish for being small, or for engaging in sex play with small partners. This is often related to macro fetishes, as the person often enjoys imagining that he is small in comparison to his giant object of worship. Practitioners of this fetish often like to be smothered or crushed by various body parts of a larger partner. Often related to vore and crushing.
Micropenis, Microphallus: A penis that is 2.5 standard deviations below the average penis length for the age of the individual. A micropenis for an adult is around 7 cm or less.
Midnight Cowboy: A gigolo. Origins: The film by the same name is the only x-rated movie to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Mighty Mouth: A master of the art of oral sex. Synonyms: hoover.
Milking: The act of getting a man to ejaculate through hand stimulation. This can refer to a hand job that mimics the milking of a cow, or the milking of the prostate through anal stimulation.
The Milk Man's Kids: Offspring who do not resemble their alleged biological father.
Mint: A perfect specimen of sexiness.
Missionary Position: The most basic sex position. The woman lies on her back while the man penetrates her from above. Synonyms: mish,
Mister Reliable: A vibrator.
Mixophilia: A fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. This fetish often involves mirrors or sex tapes.
Mofo: "Mother fucker."
Mojo: Masculine charm and charisma. The power that gives men the ability to seduce.
Money Shot: When a man ejaculates, especially on his partner’s face. So named as this is the one crucial shot in a porno. Synonyms: facial.
Monday Morning Rebound Syndrome: The regret that kicks in when you resume your professional life after a weekend of experimenting with various sexual taboos.
Monkey Wrench: When a dick is pulled back between a man’s legs and sucked off.
Monster Fetish: A fetish for a wide range of monstrous creatures. Practitioners of this fetish often enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by a monster. The romance book series, Twilight, created a whole generation of women who enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by werewolves and vampires.
Moobs: Man boobs.
Moose Knuckle: The lumpy bulge that appears when a man wears too tight of pants. Brother of the camel toe.
Moped: An embarrassing sex partner. So named because, like a moped, such a partner is fun to ride until your friends see you doing it.
Morning Wood: An erection a man has in the morning, usually as the body’s way of preventing him from urinating in his sleep.
Morphophilia: A fetish for specific body shapes that deviate from the norm. This could include a love of fat people, dwarfs, amputees...
Moses: A saint who does not mind having sex with, or performing cunnilingus on, a woman who is menstruating. So named because the prophet parted the “Red Sea.”
Mother Fucker: Someone who is dumb, desperate, or dirty enough to have sex with his own mother.
Motorboat: Rubbing your face between a woman's boobs while imitating the noise made by an outboard motor.
Mouth is Mightier than the Sword: A proverb that proclaims that a man's oral skills, both in his ability to charm and perform cunnilingus, do more to please a woman than a large penis.
Mowing the Backyard: Shaving one's ass.
Mpreg: "Male pregnancy". This fantasy is often reserved for the realms of hentai pornography.
Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Goodbar, Mr. Goodwrench, Mr. Winky: Penis.
MRS Degree: What a woman earns when she drops out of college to get married or to have a child.
MTF, M2F: “Male-to-female.” A transsexual who was born a genetic male, but who has or is transitioning into a female.
Mud Flaps: Large, hanging ass cheeks.
Mud Shark: A white woman who dates black men.
Mud Whistle: A noisy asshole.
Muff Diver: A lesbian.
Muff Diving: Cunnilingus.
Muffin Top: Fat that spills over a person’s pants, shorts, or skirt.
Multiple Body Parts: A fetish for sex partners with extra appendages, including breasts, orifices, penises, or limbs. Having multiple breasts may make a sex object seem hyper-female, just as multiple penises may make a male seem hyper masculine. Related to monster fetishes.
Mumbler: An attractive person. So named as it is impossible to tell what such a person is saying as their beauty is too distracting.
Mummification: A type of bondage in which the submissive partner is completely immobilized, often by being wrapped in materials like plastic wrap or being stuffed in a body bag.
Municipal Cockwash: A promiscuous woman: Synonyms: see slut
Mysophilia: A fetish for dirt or filth. Often a fetish for smelling or tasting items stained by human fluids. Such items could include underwear, soiled clothes, or a used tampon.
Mystery Bus: The bus that seems to arrive at a bar when you are drunk, whisking away all the ugly patrons and replacing them with attractive people.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives in the morning after a night of heavy drinking and replaces the attractive person you brought home with the troll who is sleeping in your bed.