Friday, September 14, 2012
Masked streaker makes a slick getaway at a Seminole High football game (video)
Posted by Sex and Love editor on Fri, Sep 14, 2012 at 8:30 AM
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As the streaker neared the first fence with two security guards following close behind, the crowd had no idea what to expect. Would he be form tackled by guards itching to relive their glory days on the gridiron? Would he rip his nut sack while attempting to climb the fence? True to his superhero motif, the masked streaker leaped the first fence in a single bound. He fumbled a bit on the landing, but quickly recovered and started scaling the second fence with the guards in hot pursuit. When he hit the ground, a getaway car pulled up right on cue, whisking the streaker to freedom.
Aspiring streakers should study this video to better understand the mysterious sport/performance art. It is not enough just to be naked in public. You should have a gimmick, like a superhero mask, to express your streaking style. You should also be in as good of shape as most of the athletes on the field, as you may have to outrun a few of them looking to be heroes. And, most importantly, streaking does not have to be an individual event. Having a partner who shares your artistic vision is always a bonus, especially if he is willing to serve as your getaway driver.
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