Thursday, July 26, 2012
'Fitness Ace Power': the latest unintentional sexercise machine (video)
Posted by Sex and Love editor on Thu, Jul 26, 2012 at 5:30 AM
Now, in Japan's constant bid to demonstrate their technologic superiority, the Fitness Ace Power has ousted the Shake Weight, and its revolutionary hand-job workout routine, as the most bizarre and sexually charged piece of exercise equipment. This thinly veiled sex machine allows you to practice the pile-driver position as well as some good ol' fashion dry-humping. The product also comes with an infomercial that thoroughly demonstrates how the Ace Power Fitness may induce total body coregasms in female users, and how the machine will shrink any and all signs of a pesky man-bulge male users may have in their spandex shorts—or at least that's what I took from watching the commercial.
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