Friday, March 23, 2012

Porn star Prinzzess Felicity Jade on machete fights, real estate, and using her sisters as stage props (NSFW)

Posted By on Fri, Mar 23, 2012 at 5:00 PM

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There is some debate about what to name Prinzzess Felicity Jade's younger sister, who is visiting from Belize. Tonight, Prinzzess plans to pull her sister on stage at Penthouse for the first time ever, but before she can do that she must come up with a sexy name for the DJ to announce.

"What would you name one of our horses?" Prinzzess asks her sister.

"Wait," I say. "Performers actually pick their names based on their pets. I thought that was a myth?"

Prinzzess's other sister, Cherokee—who lives with Prinzzess in southwest Florida—joins in the naming debate. Knowing how sisters can argue, I decide for my purposes just to refer to the youngest of the group as "Sister #3."

All three are abnormally attractive, though Prinzzess has an edge on her sisters if only because you can watch her do dirty, dirty things on her website, Prinzzess.com. At some point this weekend all three sisters will get up on Penthouse's stage together. The club's owner, DeWayne Levesque, insists this is some kind of strip club record. Whatever it is, most guys would agree that three attractive sisters sharing the stage at a topless club is something worth watching.

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When you bring your sisters to assist at your events, what's the worst thing you make them do?

Prinzzess: Rub lotion on my ass.

How did you get so comfortable with seeing each other naked? Did you spend a lot of time skinny dipping together in the creeks of Belize where you grew up?

Prinzzess: I’m comfortable naked, but I'm not sure why. Honestly, it gets kind of weird for me with them on stage.

Cherokee: It's weird, but it's still a lot of guys' fantasy. I haven’t met a guy yet who was like, 'This is awful.'

Do you think your sisters will follow you into porn? Are you going to be their agent like Shy Love is with her sister, Diamond Kitty?

Prinzzess: Ha ha, yeah. I’ll charge them 50% of what they make. I'll retire and have them work for me... No. If they want to they can I guess.

Do you have enough Seminole and Cherokee blood in you to go to college for free or to get a monthly check from the Seminole's casino earnings?

Prinzzess: I’ve never looked into it. I assume my grandparents would have told me if I did.

Would you still do adult films if you were a freelancer instead of a contract girl for Girlfriends Films?

Prinzzess: I probably would still be doing scenes, though I doubt I would be doing it more than I am now. As a contract girl I know how many scenes I’ll be doing when I fly to LA and I don’t have to spend hours worrying about booking myself.

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Will you ever do anything beyond girl-girl scenes?

Prinzzess: I’m 90% sure I will not.

Is it easier to date guys when you don't shoot scenes with men?

Prinzzess: It depends on the guy. Some guys are cool with their girl doing porn because it's just sex. It's not romantic. It's not like you are involved with that person. Other guys are more comfortable with just girl-girl.

On your Twitter I noticed that Delta recently lost your luggage, which contained two library books you were worried about being overdue. What books were you reading?

Prinzzess: You really want to know?

Yeah I want to know. What other porn star uses her Twitter account to talk about library books, playing the card game Uno, and getting a delivery of mulch?

Prinzzess: They were books on how to make your own limited liability company and how to make your own land trust.

So I assume you’re buying land?

Prinzzess: I’m investing in real-estate right now. It's a really good time to buy in Florida.

I saw you put a $45K bid on a foreclosure that had once sold for $400K. Did you get it?

Prinzzess: No. They were asking $49K. Someone else outbid me. Two days ago I put in an offer for $78K on a house that was listed for $84K. I’m trying to be a smarter buyer.

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On to another Twitter question. What the hell are you planning to do with 50 tons of mulch?

Prinzzess: I heard in the rainy season it gets swampy where I live now. I saw the mulch company up the road was trying to get rid of mulch so I told them to dump it on my five acres.

Where is the best place to buy land for a horse farm in Belize?

Prinzzess: Barton Creek. I own two hundred acres there. I paid a thousand an acre.

In Belize did you live in the kind of religious community where you couldn’t use power tools?

Yeah, we had horses instead. We were Seventh-day Adventists, but the area we lived in was all Amish.

Did you wear a bonnet?

Cherokee: I did.

Is it possible to make a bonnet look sexy?

Prinzzess: Hell no!

Cherokee: I did.

Prinzzess: How? You looked like you were 200 pounds in those clothes. There is no way to make our old outfits look sexy.

Do you know how to help birth a horse?

Prinzzess: All of our horses tended to have babies at night. We always had a thing, when the mare was expecting, everyone got up extra early and raced to the pasture because the first one to find a new born got to name it.

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Did you ever name a horse Prinzzess?

Prinzzess: No. We always went with sun and sky names.

Sister #3: Sunset, sunrise, starlight, tornado, hurricane. We even had a moonshine.

Did you ever sneak out at night with the horses?

Prinzzess: Yep. I would take the horse over the hill and go visit my boyfriend.

How many machetes does your family own?

Prinzzess: Boxes full.

Cherokee: A machete is like a third arm in Belize. You have to have one.

Did you witness any machete fights?

Prinzzess: When I lived with my boyfriend for three months, his dad and uncle always got in machete fights. I would just sit there. By the time the cops arrived it would be over.

How do two people have an ongoing machete fight?

Prinzzess: One chases the other into the woods and starts chopping the bushes the other guy is hiding in. Then the other guy chases the first one. Drunk guys. It's always drunk guys.

I assumed. That doesn’t sound like something you would do sober.

Cherokee: They wouldn’t slice each other though. They would just slap each other with the flat slide.

Sister #3: Now and then someone would get a good nick.

Prinzzess: There were definitely people with machete scars.

What's the worst song you've danced to on stage?

Prinzzess: One time I was in my pirate outfit but I gave the DJ the music for my cowboy outfit. So I was on stage dancing to country music as a pirate. But then I just got naked and it didn't matter.

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Any stories of a guy getting too close to you on stage and the bouncer tackling him?

Prinzzess: No. I have stories about guys slapping me on stage and the bouncer not noticing.

What's your biggest pet peeve while dancing?

Prinzzess: When the club is crowded and the guys sitting at the stage don't tip. The front row is for tipping. If you’re not tipping, let someone up there who will.

What would you do if you weren’t pretty?

Prinzzess: I would probably be cleaning swimming pools still. I like doing that. Being outside all day. It's fun.

What's the weirdest thing you’ve cleaned out of a swimming pool?

Cherokee: The worst thing I got out of a pool was a condom wrapper. I pulled it out and threw it on the deck only to realize I was standing on the rest of the condom.

Prinzzess: Once I caught live fish in a pool that had been abandoned for three years.

Are you in Marcus London's epic porno, Spartacus, which is supposed to be released in June?

Prinzzess: Yeah. That was one of the only movies I would do anything to be in.

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Did you do a girl-girl scene for it?

Prinzzess: Nope. I’m under contract. I was in the background of a blowjob scene.

What does one do in the background of a blowjob scene?

Prinzzess: Make-out with the girl who is not giving the blowjob. I sucked on another girl's tits.

When you are under contract, you can make-out in another company's film?

Prinzzess: Yep. I just can’t lick some pussy.

See x-rated content of Prinzzess Felicity Jade at Prinzzess.com and keep up with her on Twitter at @REALprinzzess.

Also, be on the lookout for the following adult performers at Penthouse: Nikki Benz (4/20-4/21), Jayden Cole (5/17-5/19), Teagan Presley (6/22-6/23), Rubber Doll (7/19-7/21).

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