Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Mr. Skin's 13th Anatomy Awards (NSFW)

Posted By on Wed, Feb 22, 2012 at 8:00 AM

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Millions of women watch the Academy Awards to imagine themselves dressed as the actresses waltzing down the red carpet. Just as many men watch to imagine these stars dressed in nothing at all.

While the Oscars honors unessential elements of filmmaking, like acting and cinematography, Mr. Skin celebrates what brings many men to the theaters: naked women. So, while women may fill their Netflix cues with this year's Oscar winners, men can add films and television shows that took home Anatomy Awards. Below are all of Mr. Skin's 2012 winners, with a few sneak peeks at the acclaimed scenes.

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Best Breasts
Winner: Lake Bell in How to Make it in America
Runners Up: Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia, Addison Timlin in Californication, Emmy Rossum in Shameless, Bianca Kajlich in 30 Minutes or Less.

Nudecomer of the Year
Winner: Addison Timlin in Californication
Runners Up: Nicky Whelan in Hall Pass, Emilia Clarke in Game of Thrones, Laura Wiggins in Shameless, Hannah Ware in Boss

Celebrity Nude Debut
Winner: Emmy Rossum in Shameless
Runners Up: Lake Bell in How to Make It in America, Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty, Rooney Mara in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Bianca Kajlich in 30 Minutes or Less.

Best Full Frontal
Winner: Jaime Murray in Spartacus: Gods of the Arena
Runners Up: Evan Rachel Wood in Mildred Pierce, Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty, Carey Mulligan in Shame, Pollyanna McIntosh in The Woman.

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Best Butt
Winner: Nathalie Emmanuel in Misfits
Runners Up: Carla Gugino in Elektra Luxx, Marisa Ramirez in Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, Kathleen Robertson in Boss, Elena Anaya in The Skin I Live In.

Best TV Show
Winner: Game of Thrones
Runners Up: Shameless, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, Boss, Californication.

Best Network Upskirt
Winner: Meredith Vieira in The Today Show

Best Network Nip-Slip
Winner: Nicki Minaj in Good Morning, America

Best Bikini Scene
Winner: Brooklyn Decker in Just Go with It

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Best Jumbo Jacks
Winner: Sara Rue in For Christ's Sake

Best Coin Slot
Winner: Mila Kunis in Friends with Benefits

Best Thong Scene
Winner: Natalie Portman in Your Highness

Best Nude with a Dragon
Winner: Emilia Clark in Game of Thrones

Best Lesbian Scene
Winner: Esme Bianco and Sahara Knite in Game of Thrones

Best Banana Scene
Winner: Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses

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Best Nude while Ironing
Winner: Shanola Hampton in Shameless

Creepiest Nude Scene
Winner: Emily Browning in Sleeping Beauty

Best Granny Panties
Winner: Laura Ramsey in Kill the Irishman

Best Nude Wearing Glasses
Winner: Kathleen Robertson in Boss

Best Nude Cheerleader
Winner: Kaitlin Doubleday in Hung

Best "Skiing" Scene
Winner: Rachel Germain in Weeds

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Best 3D Nude Scene
Winner: Charlotte Ross in Drive Angry 3D

Best Downblouse
Winner: Anna Faris in What's Your Number?

Best See Through Nips
Winner: Khloe Kardashian in Fox and Friends

Most Niptastic Nips
Winner: Rachel Shelley in Strike Back

Best Lingerie Scene
Winner: Yvonne Strahovski in Chuck

Best Threesome
Winner: Jaime Murray and Lucy Lawless in Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

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Best Fake Funbag Feel-up
Winner: Christine Smith in Bad Teacher

Best Skinterracial Lesbian Scene
Winner: Kaitlyn Wong and Tenika Davis in Wrong Turn 4

Best Lesbian Massage
Winner: Natassia Malthe in Bloodrayne: The Third Reich

Best Over 40 Nude Scene
Winner: Angie Everhart in Take Me Home Tonight

Best Nude in a Mask
Winner: Elena Anaya in The Skin I Live In

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Best Blu-ray Release
Winner: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Best Real Sex
Winner: Hotel Desire

Best Blu-ray Find
Winner: Maria Bello in A History of Violence

Best Foreign Film
Winner: Q

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Best Retro DVD Release
Winner: Women in Prison: Triple pack - Red Heat (1985)

The Lifetime Skinchievement Award
Winner: Susan Sarandon

Check out last year's winners or get a much more detailed look at this year's winners and nominees at MrSkin.com/AnatomyAwards

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