Friday, January 27, 2012

Trapped in a closet with porn star Nikki Delano (NSFW)

Posted By on Fri, Jan 27, 2012 at 12:14 PM

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  • Courtesy of Honey Hole Entertainment
While I've never been invited into a porn star's dressing room for an interview, I was a bit hesitant to enter the small room hidden in the back of Bliss Cabaret where Nikki Delano waited. The last time she was in town I wrote in a blog that she had fallen in love with me and had invited me to a Waffle House at 1 AM because she wanted me to serve as the maple syrup atop her tree-person stack of sex waffles. Delano is not someone you want to piss off, especially while trapped with her in a room the size of a closet. This Latina from Brooklyn is built like a gymnast with an ass that could probably snap your dick in half when flexed.

I entered Delano's changing room with equal parts fear and lust. She was several layers away from being dressed in a costume that evoked her years causing trouble at a Catholic school. Her chest bubbled out of her top and her skirt did nothing to cover her ass (to be fair I doubt any skirt could conceal her stacked backside). Periodically her bright-red lips locked around a straw as she sipped from a Red Bull and vodka.

Alfie: You know that's the same drink you spilled on me at the NightMoves Awards Show in October?

Nikki Delano: I thought you looked familiar, though I don't think I meant to spill it on you. I think I was bumped. I think.

She smiled and set her drink down. I proceeded with caution as she laced her red, latex boots over her tube socks.

Alfie: You went to your first AVN awards last weekend in Las Vegas. How was it?

Delano: Oh my god it was crazy. I was in pain the whole time, because you have to wear heels to the convention, then the awards, then the after parties.

With her boots strapped on, Delano dug in her suitcase for more accessories.

Alfie: I’ve always wondered what exactly porn stars pack in the suitcases they lug to feature dancing gigs?

Delano: Deodorant.

Alfie: What kind?

Delano: I use Certain Dri. I tend to sweat, a lot. I’m really into fitness so my body is always sweaty. Even in winter I’m sweating. I think I have hyper-something. I need botox in my underarms... I also have my costume, make-up, wipes, and hygienic stuff. You got to keep fresh.

Alfie: I’ve heard that if a girl keeps baby wipes in her bathroom, she is into anal sex?

Delano: Oh my god I’ve heard that too, but I don’t know.

Alfie: You have two mainstream horror movies coming up? Do you play the girl who takes off her top then gets murdered?

Delano: Of course. Porn stars always get naked then get killed off.

Alfie: What kind of horror movies are they?

Delano: Hallow Pointe is a werewolf movie. Cold Plastic is not a horror movie. It’s more like, well, it’s a transsexual movie. I’ll be playing a transsexual.

Alfie: Are they going to give you a rubber dick? How big is your tranny dick?

Delano: Well I haven’t shot it yet so I don’t know if they are actually going to give me one.

Alfie: Does this at all play into your love of strap-on porn?

Delano: How did you know I like strap-on porn?

Alfie: I know how to work the Google machine. So you like to be the bottom girl in strap-on porn?

Delano: I like to watch it, but as far as being in it, I like to be the more dominant one—at least in girl-on-girl scenes.

Alfie: As the oldest of eight kids, how would you feel if any of your siblings followed in your footsteps the way Diamond Kitty got into porn like her big sister, Shy Love?

Delano: No. Absolutely not. No. None of that is going to be happening. Everyone makes their own decisions and porn isn’t a bad thing, but I don’t want to see my sister or brother having sex on camera. I’d be disgusted, so no, I would not approve of that.

Alfie: You used to strip in New York. Why did you quit?

Delano: I used to work for Centerfold Strip. Contractors hired us for bachelor parties and events.

Alfie: So you had to deal with a lot of drunk assholes.

Delano: Right. I don’t like that. Feature dancing is different. You control the crowd. You are on stage. You say what goes. When it comes to those parties, sometimes they get out of control. I don’t want anybody groping me like that.

Alfie: Other than American Dad XXX: A Porn Parody, what else do you have coming out?

Delano: I was in Shy Love’s first Spanish feature for Hustler. I play Shakira. It’s called, La Gordo Y La Flaca, which means “the fat guy and the skinny woman.” It’s a parody of the mainstream, Spanish-language talk show. In the script it comes out that I had sex with Ricky Martin and that he is really not gay. I did a music video for it and we are actually going to be on the real La Gorda Y La Flaca.

Alfie: Did you actually sing?

Delano: I lip-synced to a porn version of Shakira’s “She Wolf.” It was like, “There’s a porn star in your closet. I’m wet and horny, cum inside me…” I don’t know. Something like that. As you can tell, I can’t sing.

Alfie: With the LA city council passing the mandate last week requiring studios to use condoms in porn, do you think companies will move to Miami to shoot?

Delano: No. I heard that a similar thing happened in the 90s. Companies are still going to shoot in LA, they are just going to do it underground or behind the law’s back. If it is a problem, then they will move to Vegas. But, I think they will still shoot in LA.

The club's DJ announced Delano's impending performance. I exited so she could finish preparing for her show, which involved a cock-gun filled with lotion. I had mixed emotions about the interview. While Delano had not stabbed me in a fit of passion for standing her up at the Waffle House, she did not use our seclusion to make a move or even to invite me to a fancy dinner after the show at IHOP. This is the tragedy of hanging out with porn stars. One month they want to coat you in maple syrup and powdered sugar and the next you are just another guy quietly slipping out of their dressing room.

See Nikki Delano live Fri. Jan. 27, 2012 at Emperor’s Club Tampa and Saturday Jan. 28, 2012 at Bliss Cabaret.

Check out Nikki's new website NikkiDelano.com and follow her on Twitter at Twitter.com/NikkiDelano

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