No high school teacher willingly volunteers to be the sex ed instructor. In fact, if a teacher was enthusiastic about explaining sex to teens, I'm fairly certain the school would contact the authorities. As a result, the course is either crammed into a one day lesson by your biology teacher, or it is covered by the volleyball coach relegated to teach health class. If only we had had an excited, albeit uninformed, sex ed teacher like SNL's "Sex Ed" Vincent. We probably would have learned the same amount of pertinent information, and we would have been treated to the image of a grown man pulling a condom over his forearm and mating a banana with a coconut.