Thursday, February 24, 2011

The 2010 winners of Mr. Skin's 12th annual Anatomy Awards

Posted By on Thu, Feb 24, 2011 at 8:41 AM

click to enlarge Breast Picture Mr. Skin Piranha 3D

Whether we admit it or not, one of the main reasons we watch the Academy Awards is to ogle celebrities flaunting designer fashions and bejeweled cleavage. A long time ago Hollywood producers uncovered the formula for selling a compelling romantic couple on screen: they matched an established actor female audiences had grown to love with a sexy new starlet that male viewers hoped to see naked. Whether you like to imagine yourself as or with one of these actresses, there's nothing like a good nude scene to jump start your imagination and create a compelling story. While we've long know that sex sells movies, it wasn't until 1999 that Jim McBride (AKA "Mr. Skin") realized he could make money simply by highlighting those  magic movie moments when we glimpse our favorite stars naked for the first time.

McBride and his team of 8 full-time staffers

spend the year documenting, cataloging, and recording every instance of female nudity in mainstream film and TV. Discounting porn or sex tapes leaked online, Mr. Skin is dedicated to creating a comprehensive list that shows you in which movies and at what minute mark your favorite actress strips down.

Mr. Skin's annual Anatomy Awards goes one step beyond merely cataloging; it honors the best achievements in female nudity in mainstream media over the past year. Scenes are ranked on a number of criteria including the actress's celebrity status and sex appeal, the scene's quality, the amount and duration of exposure, and a number of undefinable qualities that may or may not involve hand lotion.

This year, the 12th Anatomy Awards has 40 categories, including a few specialty prizes honoring breakthroughs in mainstream nudity such as "Best Nude Parasailing" and "Best Phone in Vagina." The biggest award, "Breast Picture," went to Piranha 3D in part because of its honest attempt at depicting the graphic nudity demanded of the B horror movie genre and an extended underwater nude scene featuring Kelly Brook and pornstar Riley Steele---did I mention the boobs were in 3D? Jamie Lee Curtis also won the highly coveted "Lifetime Skin-chievement Award" for her impressive body of work, appearing nude in seven major films.

Check out all of the winners from the Anatomy Awards below, see the nude scenes at MrSkin.com, and read more about both at aolnews.com

-Nudecomer of the Year:

click to enlarge best Breasts Jessica Pare in Hot Tub Time Machine

Winner: Sharon Hinnendael in Look

Runners Up: Christy Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2, Jamie Renee Smith in Weeds, Roxanne Pallet in Lake Placid 3, Jillian Murray in Wild Things: Foursome

-Best Breasts:

Winner: Jessica Paré in Hot Tub Time Machine

Runners Up: Rebecca Marshall in Party Down, Kirsten Dunst in All Good Things, Anne Hathaway in Love and Other Drugs, Violante Placido in The American

-Best Lesbian Scene:

Winner: Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in Chloe

Runners Up: Kelly Brook and Riley Steele in Piranha 3D, Natalie Portmanv and Mila Kunis in Black Swan, Elena Anaya and Natasha Yarovenko in Room in Rome, Heather Graham and Jaime Winston in Boogie Woogie

-Best TV Show (tie)

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Winners: Boardwalk Empire / Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Runners Up: Gravity, Weeds, Hung

-Best Butt (Thong)

Winner: Vida Guerra in Eastbound & Down

Runners Up: Kristen Renton in Sons of Anarchy, Kristen Stewart in Welcome to the Rileys, Jade Tailor in True Blood, Tess Arlington in Pretty Wild

-Best Butt (Nude)

Winner: Jessica Alba in The Killer Inside Me

Runners Up: Rachel Weisz in Agora, Sharon Hinnendael in Look, Noomi Rapace in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Kate Hudson in Killer Inside Me

-Best Full Frontal:

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Winner: Rebecca Creskoff in Hung

Runners Up: Paz de la Huerta in Boardwalk Empire, Naomi Watts in Mother and Child, Sasha Grey in Entourage, Viva Bianca in Spartacus

-Breast Picture:

Winner: Piranha 3D

Runners Up: Love and Other Drugs, Chloe, Boogie Woogie , Lake Placid 3

-Best Wet T-Shirt:

Winner: Alice Eve in Sex and the City 2

-Best Upskirt:

Winner: Amanda Seyfried in Boogie Woogie

-Best Nude Parasailing:

Winner: Gianna Michaels in Piranha 3D

click to enlarge Best Nude Parasailing Gianna Michaels Piranha 3d

-Most Niptastic Nips:

Winner: Milla Jovovich in Stone

-Best Nude in an Apron Scene:

Winner: Leonor Watling in The Oxford Murders

-Best Child Star Grown Up and Out:

Winner: Christy Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2

-Best Nude Over 40:

Winner: Lucy Lawless in Spartacus

-Best Camel Toe:

Winner: Kiele Sanchez in 30 Days of Night: Dark Days

-Best Phone in Vagina:

Winner: Mayra Leal in Machete

-Best Naked and Dead:

click to enlarge Best Naked and Dead Christina Ricci After.Life Nude

Winner: Christina Ricci in After.Life

-Best Spanking Scenes:

Winner: Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson in The Killer Inside Me

-Best Glowing Boobs:

Winner: Lola Davidson in The Caretaker

-Best Nude While Wearing a Mask:

Winner: Rebecca Marshall in Party Down

-Best Group Sex Scene:

Winner: Wild Things: Foursome

-Best Nude Trilogy:

Winner: Noomi Rapace in Stieg Larsson's Dragon Tattoo Trilogy

-Porn Star Gone Mainstream:

Winner: Sasha Grey in Entourage

-Best Network Nip-Slip:

click to enlarge Best Nip Slip Leven Rambin

Winner: Leven Rambin in Scoundrels

-Best Network Butt Crack:

Winner: Lisa Edelstein in House

-Best Bondage:

Winner: Gemma Arterton in The Disappearance of Alice Creed

-Best Retro '70s Bush on DVD:

Winner: Jacqueline Laurent in Diary of a Nymphomaniac

-Best Bathtub Scene:

Winner: Elena Anaya and Natasha Yarovenko in Room in Rome

-Best Sex Scene in a Bar:

Winner: Mary Louise Parker in Weeds

-Best Blu-Ray Find:

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Winner: Brigitte Bardot Ass Hair in Contempt

-Best Nude and Pregnant:

Winner: Kathryn Hahn in Hung

-Best Outdoor Nude Scene:

Winner: Sarah Butler in I Spit on Your Grave: Unrated

-Best B-Movie Nudity:

Winner: #1 Cheerleader Camp

-Best Bikini:

Winner: Kim Kardashian in Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami

-Best Underwear:

Winner: Maggie Q in Nikita

-Most Outrageous Nude Scene:

click to enlarge Jamie Lee Curtis Mr. Skin

Winner: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Antichrist

-Nude in 6 Decades:

Winner: Helen Mirren in Love Ranch

-Actress we most want to see Nude in 2011:

Winner: Brooklyn Decker

-Lifetime Skinchievement Award:

Winner: Jamie Lee Curtis

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