Wednesday, January 19, 2011

A high school yearbook for pornstars (SFW)

Posted By on Wed, Jan 19, 2011 at 1:50 PM

click to enlarge ron jeremy high school before and after pic

The most disturbing thing about Playboy is the monthly Playmate's profile, and no not because the age of each model reminds me that I'm well on my way to becoming a dirty old man. Rather, the three photos from the Centerfold's childhood look like the images from missing child posters. Not that I believe these sweet, innocent girls were abducted and unwillingly forced into the sex industry, but that dudes like me are lusting after the women that these girls became. It's a bit like trying to enjoy a sausage while reading a PETA pamphlet that shows what goes into creating something so delicious.

Using the same concept---though they scaled down the creep factor a fraction--thatpanic.com posted

high school photos of some popular pornstars. My favorite has to be Ron Jeremy because I can't tell which version of the sex icon has worse hair or a skeezier mustache. Still, even though his high school picture makes Ron look like a mustachioed mariachi band reject, I bet he was still getting laid more than I was in high school. For more, check out thatpanic.com.

Belladonna

Belladonna high school before and after

Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane High school before and after

Lexi Belle

lexi belle high school before and after

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