Why would a guy want to be farted on?

fantastically colorful language they've come up with to describe their products.  And it buggers the brain to ponder how they go about producing such high quantities of fartage, on cue no less!  I've asked a few women who do fart fetish videos how they do it and their answers usually involve beer, cabbage, and beans.  But a couple of them have admitted to using turkey basters and other mechanical aids to get the necessary air up in there.


It's not hard to see why poot porn sells so well for the women who make it.  To begin with very few porn actresses WILL do it.  Plus it's not exactly the sort of thing that your more mainstream video distributors want to market.  The taboo nature of the content ensures that fart fetish videos are not easy to come by, so the folks who want them will both snatch up anything they find and are willing to pay premium prices for it.


What's a little harder for most folks to understand is what the attraction is for the guys who get off on being farted on.  From what I've seen, a lot of it has to do with dominance and submission; the humiliation value of having someone cut the cheese in your face is pretty obvious!  But there's also a substantial contingent who respond to the very taboo-ness of it.  Women just aren't supposed to be flatulent; it's not at all ladylike!  So watching a woman breaking wind is like sharing a dirty (and in this case stinky) little secret.


And you want to know another secret?  Most of you out there reading this will be marveling at the sheer nuttiness of the human sex drive.  But a few of you will be getting tight trousers or damp panties and will start plotting to find some fart fetish porn.  Have fun when you sniff it out, my little pervs!

Some heavy fetish players claim you can make a fetish out of anything.  I don't know about that; I've never encountered anyone who'd be aroused by watching videos of unkempt 30-something guys playing Xbox.  But it's indisputably true that there are some really oddball fetishes.

Take fart fetish, which seems to be growing in popularity recently.  I know of several web models who are making good money selling videos and audio recordings of themselves farting. You'd likely be astonished at the

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