Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Boner Jams Volume 1: A playlist for your sex life
Posted by Shawn Alff on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Is it hard to get your lady horny with your signed Sarah McLachlan Lilith Fair CD? Do your self-help instructional tracks make it nerve-wracking to press “shuffle” on your iPod? Are the neighbors tired of being woken up by the sound of slapping balls?
Boner Jams Volume 1 provides a soundtrack for your uninhibited jackhammering of that bikini bar dancer you coaxed over with promises of bad drugs, as these saucy tunes guide your disco stick like a non-selective orifice-seeking missile. 4 out of 5 women agree that they wish they were getting railed by ten dudes while listening to this mix. This playlist is designed to amp your levels of freak from 1 to R. Kelly and boost your false impression of your superior sexual prowess all the way to 11. While all of the tracks are tastefully prime for pumping, the crown jewel of the mix is “Crazy Horses” by The Osmonds. I’m not gonna lie, things are going to get a little weird, but still
sexy. So drop these freaking loaded tracks on your iPod or click the link below to listen for free and get ready to rock out with your cock out.
BONER JAMS Volume 1: I might like you better if we slept together
"Glory Box" by Portishead
"I Want You so Bad I Can’t Breathe" by OK Go
"Doin' It" by LL Cool J
"Breathe On Me" by Britney Spears
"Feels Just Like it Should" by Jamiroquai
"On & On" by Nikka Costa
"Howlin’ for You" by Black Keys
"Might Like You Better" by Amanda Blank
"Slow Motion" by Juvenile feat. Soulja Slim
"Erotic City" by Prince & The Revolution
"Flower" by Liz Phair
"Let's Spend The Night Together" by The Rolling Stones
"Crazy Horses" by The Osmonds
List compiled by Cheska.
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