Monday, September 13, 2010

7 freak oral sex accidents

Posted By on Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 8:27 AM

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When it comes to sex, anything can and will happen.  While you may find oral sex enormously pleasurable, when things go wrong, they go horribly wrong. Below is a list of my readers' most embarrassing, gross, and freaky oral sex moments told in their own words.

1.  While I was

going down on a woman, my jaw dislocated and my mouth was locked wide open.

2.  I was moving so hard and fast that I tore the connective tissue under my tongue.  Ouch!

3.  The metal cap on one of my ex-girlfriend's teeth once ripped skin off the head of my dick.

4.  After spending the evening out, my girl decided to give me a bj in the car.  Unfortunately my dick wasn't the only thing she had consumed that night. She vomited up all the drinks she had that evening on my dick.

5.  My boyfriend was going down on me when suddenly I released a loud, smelly fart.  I was totally embarrassed.  I swear it was an accident!

6.  I was really drunk and I accidentally peed while he was eating me out.  Opps!

7.  My girl was blowing me and she started to gag/cough when I was cumming. Cum shot out her nose!

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