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Friday, September 3, 2010
Oral Sex: what is your style?
Posted by Rebecca Ammon on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 8:17 AM
When asked what your oral sex style is, everyone claims they're a giver. This can't be true. Besides there are far more options to oral sex than just being a giver and none are mutually exclusive. I've even met a few admitted 'non-givers' in my time.
While oral sex is no simple act, it's not rocket science either. Practice is only one way to improve your techniques. Sometimes the best moves are found through experimentation. So what is your oral sex style?
The Giver: Just because you're hot after her
pussy or anxious to put his rock hard cock in your mouth, volunteering to lick and suck doesn't mean you're a master oral sex artist. Being a first-class giver also requires the skill to know what your partner enjoys. Listening to the vocal signs of pleasure and feeling physical movement will tell you if you're getting the job done. Unfortunately this can also mean your partner is an Academy Award Winning actor with that phony scream, deep sigh, or ohohoh.
Pillow Princess: Are you always on your back enjoying your partner's work? This is a growing trend in the vanilla and swinger world. We all enjoy a little "all about me" time, but if a little becomes every time you have turned into a Pillow Princess. Don't think I am only talking about women; men carry this title as well. These guys think you owe them a blow job before every sexual encounter and seldom return the favor. I don't mind being a giver and occasionally I don't mind putting out without receiving in return, but I do admit that I am 90% a bisexual Pillow Princess. I haven't perfected the touch nor the taste for pussy just yet, so many times I'm that taker you all regard as selfish.
Toy Aficionado: If your oral sex style includes attachments, if you feel the need to accessorize your face/mouth/tongue/teeth, you're probably an oral sex freak. Vibrators, snorkels, dental damns, rubber masks, funky lights, and curiously strong mints are a few toys for those who like to play it a little different. Read more about oral sex toys here.
69er: This works best when partners are roughly the same height. I am nearly a foot shorter than Soccer Dad. If he climbs on top of me and dives into my vagina, I'm usually stuck licking his thighs. I can attempt to contort my neck to reach his dick, but in the end I get a sore neck and he gets little action. I have found that many just don't like this position - bravo for your honesty! While others think if you don't do it you're lazy. There are so many positions out there why focus on something that physically doesn't work?
Food Lover: Cucumbers, popsicles, bananas, strawberries - I could go on with the food potential. Maybe you are really hungry when you have sex or you just can't go another second without Coolwhip on your member. In any case if you are a food lover just make sure to rinse off before a coconut starts to grow out of your ass.
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