For this week's Sexcast, CL's notorious swinger mom, Rebecca Ammon, brought in her unicorn Samantha, (an unattached female swinger), to chat about what's going down at couples speed dating this Friday (which features a roofie-free open-bar manned by me), how we all ended up naked at Rebecca's house after her last meet & greet, why Rebecca and Samantha have yet to kiss despite their mutual attraction and my encouragement, what it takes for Rebecca to meet a fan like Samantha for lunch
(nice tits), the difference between a unicorn and a serial dater, how fans constantly email Rebecca pictures of their man measuring sticks, and what characteristics make for a good looking dick.
While Samantha's sensual voice is her own, Rebecca doesn't actually talk like Minnie Mouse on speed so please don't email her about how sexy she sounds. However, do email her pictures of your trouser cannons at attention for publication in an upcoming story in which she illustrates exactly what features make for a handsome dick (it has nothing to do with a fake mustache).
Make sure to get your tickets for couples speed dating for this Friday so you can mingle with Rebecca, Samantha, and a room full of open-minded people becoming increasingly more open at the open bar.
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