Friday, July 30, 2010

Ride the lightning with the musical vibrator, the Freestyle

Posted By on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 2:13 PM

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OhMiBod's sound sensitive vibrator, the Freestyle, gives new meaning to songs like "Ride the Lightning,"  "Sex Machine," "Rock Me All Night Long," "All by Myself" ...

OhMiBod is trumpeting in a new wave of sex toys, leading the  industry in vibrators that hum along to your favorite songs. The mobile ClubVibe bullet can have you quaking to the vibrations in any public setting: a dance club, a concert, work, your car while driving through the night with the music pounding. However, while the ClubVibe was built for discreet public play, it's not ideal for bedroom antics: the wires seriously threaten to put a choke-hold on any approaching cock. But, where the ClubVibe fails, the Freestyle picks up the orgasmic torch.

The Freestyle looks like a

relay baton. In fact, for guys intimidated by vibrators, it may help to think of the Freestyle as a member of your relay team. Sure you can race toward a female orgasm by yourself, but your hands, tongue, and dick thrusts can't compete with a turbo charged orgasm machine. Think of the vibrator as the ringer on your team who brings victory home every time.

As personal massagers go, the Freestyle is particularly nonthreatening. It wasn't molded from a veiny pornstar penis. If discovered by nosy friends, relatives, or cable men, it could actually pass for a massage tool. While the toy stands 7 7/8 inches and 1 1/8 inches in diameter, only 5 ¾ inches are insertable---which means the average American penis still stands taller than this android cock.

The velvety and splash proof Freestyle offers your standard vibrating settings. Manual Mode has seven distinct speeds and pulsing patters. Also, instead of requiring AA batteries or a restricting power-cord, the Freestyle can be charged for up to five hours by what looks like a cellphone adapter.

But the Freestyle's real talent is it's musical ability/agility. The vibrator comes with a wireless transmitter that can be plugged into an number of sound sources: mp3 players, computers, speakers, TVs, cellphones... In Musical Mode, this transmitter sends out a signal within a 25ft radius to the Freestyle, which means you can move about the room without getting tangled up or tied to a music source. A control on the vibrator and transmitter manages the volume and intensity.

This is the perfect gift for any woman, or man, who really wants to feel the music. It would be a great teaching tool for anyone who is tone deaf and needs help finding the beat. It would also be a great way to learn to appreciate alternate forms of music like heavy metal, dance, and long moving classical pieces. Music enthusiasts need only hook the transmitter into their iPod's headphone jack, hook headphones or speakers into the transmitter, then push play.

But, if you're the kind of person who spends $130 on a state of the art vibrator, you're going to want to get a little more creative than just hitting shuffle on your music library. No doubt many will utilize a sex play list. However, songs that speak to your heart may not necessarily stimulate your g-spot. Experiment with various songs and their order to create a toe-curling playlist. Some beat makers should test out their own compositions. These composers will be doing the same work as the classical masters: they will be translating a feeling into a patterned rhythm that creates an experience and builds toward catharsis.

Truly frisky users won't stop with music. Long distance relationships could benefit exponentially from the Freestyle. Users can plug the receiver into their cellphone, triggering the vibrations by a lover's voice. This brings phone sex to a whole new level, and would be a great introduction to dirty talk.

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Users can also plug the transmitter into computers or TVs to make porn interactive. Just imagine how much more your girlfriend would enjoy porn if her vibrator was triggered every time the woman on camera moaned. The faster and louder the sex on screen, the stronger the sexual vibrations in your girlfriend's pants

As with the ClubVibe, the only real issue with this musical aid is its sensitivity. It doesn't necessarily pulse to the beat, but often generates a steady stream of vibrations. This isn't necessarily a bad thing as most women need a constant buzz to reach orgasm. However, in order to directly feel the translation between music and vibrations, songs or movies with clear breaks between sound and silence work best. This means if you're watching porn, you don't want a scene with mood music in the background. While this sensitivity may offer problems with music or movies, it's ideal for phone sex as the vibrations will be triggered with every word, or may be maintained by humming.

The only other improvement the Freestyle could use, is like the ClubVibe, have the transmitter be able to pick up ambient noise so you don't have to find a way to connect it to your TV.

The Freestyle is made from premium hypoallergenic non-toxic, non-porous ABS plastic with a PU coating and  a chrome finish. It comes with a 1 year warranty and universal power adapters for EY, UK, AU/NZ---because music is the universal language of love, so long you have the right translator. It retails for around $130. Orders yours at OhMiBod.com

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to cook it up to your computer, or tv, while watching porn. Trick is to find a porn without background music or noise, with distinctive ohhs during each trusts, as the vibe registers these each of these oohs in unison with the vibratior.

Get creative. No doubt someone will come out with the perfect types of songs for these.

Ideally, all could be wireless, and the female could carry this transmitter in her purse, but the technology is not there yet.

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