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After fucking through my first list of  20 crazy places to have sex, it's time to find a few more out-of-the-way, out-of-the-ordinary, and out-of-your-mind places that will hit the g-spot.  Some of these came from my own twisted mind and experiences; others came from my frisky readers.  These might not be easy, safe, or legal - but then they wouldn't be any fun either.

1.  The Arizona desert: If the prissy Sex and The City girls can take it to the sand, so can you?  With it being 110 degrees, it was only naturally that Soccer Dad and I were naked, and it only made sense to have a good reason for all that sweating. We got sunburned in areas that normally only see bed sheets and needed each other to lather on aloe and lotion, but this only led to some less public, though more lubricated, hotel sex. If you can't make it to a desert, try the sand trap on

one of the many golf courses around Florida.

2.  In front of a live webcam. Shh, don't tell anyone, but I was one of those webcam girls. In fact, this is how Soccer Dad and I got into swinging. We got turned on knowing others were getting off watching us have sex, which led to us getting off watching other people have sex with us.

3.  Parade of Homes, during the showcase. Why not make use of all those perfect model rooms? Rumpled bed sheets and ruffled towels add a certain "homey," lived-in quality.

4.  The Crying Room of a Catholic church during service. If it wasn't sacrilegious, it wouldn't be fun. If you're going to be a heathen and have interesting sex, you might as well take it to the extreme. Plus this is one way to justify all that kneeling during a Catholic service in a way were you actually get serviced. Just make sure no permanently pregnant Catholic moms walk in or her babies won't be the only ones crying.

5.  50 yard line in the middle of the night. Who thought you could score by being tackled on the 50 yard line? It's easier at a high school or small college stadium, but pro public sex competitors play in the big leagues. What's great about the 50 yard line is that the entire stadium is focused on you. You're also buffered on all sides by 50 yards which will come in handy when your fit and agile sex body needs to evade the fat security guard who starts hobbling over from the sidelines like a disgruntle public sex ref.

6.  The backseat, top level of a double decker bus. You get additional points if the top deck is open, and if there are other riders. Compared to the average shenanigans that get on and off of a bus all day, a little sex late at night is no reason for the driver to get out of his seat.

7.   Waterpark wave pool. Talk about a little motion in the ocean and recreational water sports.  Who says adults can't enjoy the rides at a water park. This works better if you can fit into an inflatable raft which will provide a force field to keep you're sexy time from slamming into that fat dude in a white t-shirt who keeps lurking behind you.

8.  Back row of the movie theater. So you may have gotten your first hummer in a movie theater. You're an adult now and it's time to go for some X-rated scenes. I recommend getting to your movie thirty minutes early and playing in the back of a bad kid's movie late at night. When you're done, pop out and into your adult film to avoid the repercussions of any complaints and so you don't have to sit through a kid's movie.

9.  In a club in Ybor City. Will anyone really notice in a packed club if instead of dry humping in your short skirt, you're actually humping?

10.  Tattoo Parlor on his special table. This helps if you're into guys with tattoos, or you're trying to get a free one near your naughty regions. Just make sure not to do this while he's inking you, unless you want a permanent love stain to commemorate the night.

11.  On a crane at a construction site. Smaller sites often don't have security guards, but then their cranes aren't as high. While you may be more tempted when drunk, I recommend going sober on this mission. If you can pull it off, you'll be fucking in the open air looking down on the entire city and all the chumps walking home alone from the club that night who would never think to look up.

12.  The Minute Clinic at CVS. Just make sure and use plenty of sanitary wipes and don't do this with someone you meet while waiting in line, unless she's filling a prescription for birth control.

13.  Neighbors pool in the middle of the day. This works better if you know your neighbor's schedule. Nothing is better than having sex in broad daylight with a nice body of water to cool off in after. Gentleman, position your woman just right as to harness the jets.

14.  The train at Disney. If Disney doesn't want adults to fool around in public at their magic kingdom then they should rent out castle rooms by the hour. Although Disney has cameras on the dark rides, no one expects you to go for it on the train.

15.  Family restroom at the mall. There's a reason they call it a family room.

16.  Showers at the beach. No one will suspect much of the two pairs of feet shuffling about beneath the stall wall.

17.  Sky ride at the State Fair. What the hell else is the point of the sky ride if not to have sex. As a kid, to make this ride any fun you had to rock it. As an adult, you have to do the same thing.

18.  Neighbor's house - that you're house sitting. This is almost too easy. Just make sure to clean up afterward, or don't, depending on how much you want to house sit again.

19.  The bleachers at Raymond James Stadium. The sky-boxes offer the most privacy, but what's the fun in that. A little sex can make the empty nosebleed  seats the best in the house. Easier on a cold day when you're bundled in a blanket and sitting on top of your lover to keep warm.

20.  A dark corner at my Meet & Greet July 17! Okay, so the staff will be running around making sure no one gets too friendly inside CL Space, but there's no reason you can't meet a friend, or me, and take your conversation to the public restrooms of a certain adjacent parking garage, or the dark patio of Ybor square, or your car, or...

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