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Friday, March 12, 2010
Introducing the Take-Home Tiger Woods Love Doll
Posted by Shawn Alff on Fri, Mar 12, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Just in case there are a few women, or men, who didn't get a chance to sleep with Tiger Woods before he was cured of his adulterous disease in sex rehab, Pipedream Products released the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll.
You can't blame Pipedreams for coming out with such a timely product. How could they resist when Woods' name and sport are so conducive to such sexual marketing slogans as, "He's always ready to play an extra hole or two!" "He'll show you his wood if you show him your hole!" and "He's Got Major Wood!" ?
Woods isn't the first celebrity to be immortalized as an inflatable plastic sex doll. He joins the ranks of
Jessica Simpson, Barack Obama, and Beyonce. If you're concerned about the ethics of such a toy, consider some of Pipedreams' other inflatable fuckables: a GILF (think MILF but with grandmas), midgets, twins, an anime character, Fatty Patty, gum job granny, lovin' lamb, an area 51 doll (an alien with three boobs), a dirty old man, a she-male, and a tranny.
I assume the majority of people who will actually purchase this collectible action figure probably have no intention of sexing it (whether they actually do or not is a different story). Still, some buyers who shell out good money for this flotation device may want to test out the merchandise in a setting more intimate than the backyard pool. This raises a number of concerns. Do male sex dolls come with dongs? If so, are they stiff enough for insertion? Wouldn't the plastic seams cause chaffing? Are you supposed to attach a strap-on? Is this love doll actually intended as a kind of stuffed animal that you snuggle with? Does the Woods model come with any "pleasure holes?"
Just in case there are a few women out there who did not get a chance to sleep with Tiger before he was cured of his desire for sex with multiple women as sex rehab, Pipedream Productions has just released the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll. This is the first, and as of yet, only, Tiger Woods inflatable sex-doll.
Marketing was relatively easy for this product as there is no shortage of sex euphemisms with a name like Tiger Woods, and a sport that involves, rods, balls, and holes. Here are a few of the gems you’ll see on the box: He'll always be ready to play an extra hole or two! He'll show you his wood if you show him your hole! He's Got Major Wood!
Pipedreams doesn’t limit its inflatable love toys to celebrities, they also offer things like an. While we may understand how female sex dolls work, I’ve never really understood the dynamics of a males sex doll. Do you attach a personal massager. Or, are women simply looking for a Tiger that they can snuggle with. Who knows, maybe this doll is actually made for men.
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Introducing the Take-Home Tiger Love DollJust in case there are a few women out there who did not get a chance to sleep with Tiger before he was cured of his desire for sex with multiple women as sex rehab, Pipedream Productions has just released the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll. This is the first, and as of yet, only, Tiger Woods inflatable sex-doll.
Marketing was relatively easy for this product as there is no shortage of sex euphemisms with a name like Tiger Woods, and a sport that involves, rods, balls, and holes. Here are a few of the gems you’ll see on the box: He'll always be ready to play an extra hole or two! He'll show you his wood if you show him your hole! He's Got Major Wood!
Pipedreams doesn’t limit its inflatable love toys to celebrities, they also offer things like an. While we may understand how female sex dolls work, I’ve never really understood the dynamics of a males sex doll. Do you attach a personal massager. Or, are women simply looking for a Tiger that they can snuggle with. Who knows, maybe this doll is actually made for men.
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