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Monday, December 21, 2009
It happened this week-ish: John Mayer done dating, Brittany Murphy found dead, one JoBro loses his v-card, Courtney Love's Facebook rants, Top Chef's Kevin is newly single
Posted by Amanda Allwood on Mon, Dec 21, 2009 at 10:45 AM
*In 2010, John sohoticannotevenstandit Mayer is vowing to "hunker down" and do his thing. John, I love to hunker and my middle name is thing. Call me.
*Sadly, 2009 proves to be a rough year for people who were hoping to stay alive in Hollywood as actress Brittany Murphy was found dead on Sunday afternoon; early reports say she suffered from cardiac arrest at the young age of 32. This is really quite tragic so in her memory I will be watching Clueless as many times as possible this week. Not because I still think that movie is awesome, but in memory of a lost soul. I also still think that movie is awesome.
*Thousands of girls just threw their stupid purity rings out the windows of their moms' Dodge Caravans (I may or may not be one of those girls...kidding...maybe...shut up) this weekend, when they found out that Kevin Jonas has lost his v-card and is now a married, sex-having, manly man. Congrats Kevin... don't Tiger-up this marriage. K?
*Speaking of Tiger, people are still talking about that.
After the jump, 30 Rock's Kidney Now song is more relevant than ever; Courtney Love is picking on her own daughter via Facebook; a Gossip Girl in lace and not much else and some Top Chef gossip...
*Is life imitating art? Well, kinda sorta. Grizz from 30 Rock, for real, needs a kidney...but not a "Kidney, Now!" The actor needs to lose more than 75 pounds before he can even get on the transplant list, but I know he can do it with the help of The Problem Solvers, Jack's connections and Tracy's karazy antics. (This isn't actually a funny story but laughing through pain is a defense mechanism. Grizz, we are all pulling for you dude.)
*As if I wasn't pissed off enough that the Top Chef win went to Angry Brother, now we find out that poor redbearded Kevin was at the height of a messy divorce at the time of the finale. The mystery of the badly cooked pork has been solved.
*The always-classy Courtney Love is showing just how trailer trash she really is by venting on her Facebook after her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, made a decision to live with her paternal grandmother. If there is one lesson to be learned here (I think there are many but I will focus on this), it is that you should not be allowed to use social networking sites if you are are medically diagnosed as "batshit crazy." Nothing good can come of giving someone like Courtney Love access to the whole world via status updates, notes, photo tags and Farmville. Next thing you know, she is going to kill off all her cows and none of her farming neighbors are going to be able to help her. Wait... this doesn't even make sense anymore. Ok, I'll shut up.
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