Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Love in the time of Fuckbook

Posted By on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 3:25 PM

If you know anything about Facebook.com, you can probably guess what Fuckbook is.

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Not to be confused with Sexbook or the one-time Assbook, or the imitation porn sites, Gofuckbook or Hotfuckbook, Fuckbook strikes a balance between social networking and dating, with a heavy emphasis on sex/fetish, and an open invitation to screw who you meet online. Users sign up for free, create a bare-bones profile, much like the kind you remember fondly from Makeoutclub (admit it, you were there), slap an overtly sexual name on it like (real example) FUKMEHARDER88, and start sexin’ with strangers in your area.

Kind of like a Meetup group, but nastier.

Kind of like Adultfriendfinder, but less attractive.

Fuckbook's Google hyperlink describes it as an “online dating” site. “Dating”, hmm? What, exactly, does that mean? Being as we’re talking about the Internet, let us reference our favorite Internet encyclopedia… Wikipedia describes dating as:

“a form of courtship, [that] may include any social activity undertaken by, typically, two people with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as their partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. The word refers to the act of meeting and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity. Traditional dating activities include entertainment or a meal.”
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Now return to the topic of Fuckbook. I’d like to drive home Fuckbook’s image with a sample of its actual user base. In order to access its user profiles, I had to create one of my own. I searched for males, females, couples and groups (yes, groups) within 30 miles of Tampa. Here is a sampling of what I found:

BIGDICK2753

19 year-old male from Tampa

Photo: yes

Body type: Athletic

Headline: hey sexy

About myself: am a black male 6 foot brown eyes in college smart fun 5 tatoos i'm looking for a women who is outgoing love 2 try new things and a freak in the sheets who love to fuck 24 7

JIZZEDINMYPANTS

26 year-old female from Seminole

Photo: no

Body type: Athletic

Headline: fuck me

About myself: fuck fuck fuck

FUKMEHCX

19 year-old female from Palm Harbor

Photo: no

Body type: About average

Headline: eat me!!!

About myself: looking for a sexy lady for something i’ve never experienced

MONSTERBATOR

40 year-old male from Zephyrhills

Photo: no

Body type: Have some extra pounds

Headline: Monsterbator

About myself: Trying this out

On the site for: Casual sex, Dating, Discreet relationship, Friends, Online fun, Surf amateur content

DUNEDIN_PAIR

34 year-old couple from Dunedin

Photo: no

Body type: About average

Headline: Can you handle both of us

About myself: We are a early 30s couple that needs a new toy to play with.

EXPEDITION

21 year-old male from Tampa

Photo: yes

Body type: Athletic

Headline: I WANT U ALL...AT THE SAME TIME:-P

About myself: I love a woman that knows wat she wants...im down to earth and very atletic...(gotta keep it rubbable)...im a wisecracking, sophisticated black man....i go to school and i got a very good head on my shoulders...not so money savvy as most the guys here, but i got something they dnt....a good heart...not jus lookin for quickies...if i find that 1...then imma keep her...so hit me up dnt b shy, i dnt bite unless u want me to;-)

Honorable mention: the TRAMSTER, because it sounds like hamster.

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Most of the profiles, I might add, do not have pictures. I might also add that some of the profiles with pictures, have pictures of genitals. Because that’s allowed on Fuckbook. Certain things, however, are not allowed, according to the Fuckbook Code of Ethics. Users have to be nice, respectful, and polite. Fuckbook doesn’t tolerate any gender, racial, sexual, or religious discrimination. They don‘t tolerate aggressive behavior, threats or flaming, so don't personally attack anyone. Also, no spyware/adware/earn money sites.

So, Ok. Fuckbook aims to achieve a mutually respectful, accepting, open environment for strangers to slut themselves out in. Is it a dating site? Technically, yes. Users assess each other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship and engage in some mutually agreed upon social activity. So it’s not traditional. So what? Do we always abide by tradition in our dating habits?

But there’s one thing that scares me. People who meet on this site often do so with the intention of getting busy in person, and while there is a Code of Ethics, there are no Safety Rules. Many of the users on this site do not have userpics. Many of them, although they claim to be over the age of 18, I would venture to guess, are actually not. How many of mommy’s little babies have been taken advantage of already, and how many more will there be? This is a site where people indulge in their most perverted fantasies. I mean, my god, the fetish options take up almost half a page and two columns. As someone who was once a naïve, sixteen-year-old girl, I know how easy it is for a young person to be taken advantage of by someone s/he met over the Internet. And it only took me and easy five minutes to sign up.

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