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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
It Happened This Week-ish: Miley's boob tattoo, Tiger's ladies, Lindsay Lohan as Kate Moss, welcome to the Jersey Shore and more
Posted by Amanda Allwood on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 11:10 AM
*That Miley Cyrus is growing up right before our eyes and real fast if I do say so myself. First it was the 20-something underwear model boyfriend and now a tattoo peeking out from beneath her underage boobage. It's gonna look good in a few years when her career starts going down the tubes and they have to cut through it to put in her career-saving bags of silicone. Enjoy that sexy little tat while you still can Hannah Montana.
*Honestly, I could probably write an entire "This Week-ish" about America's golden boy, Tiger Woods and the magical cornucopia of ho-tasticness (thanks to my friend Joey for that gem of a description) he has laid before us this holiday season. The mistress count is now up to "ten, ten STDed** mistresses. AH AH AH AH AH!" It's a bit confusing, but luckily the Hollywood Examiner is here with a numbered list of all Tiger's ladyfriends and a short description, so we can keep it all straight. Number four is my personal fave, because she worked at a Perkins and there is nothing that turns me on more than of those giant muffins in the glass case with fluorescent lighting. Clearly Tiger felt the same.
*The always unique, except when she is mimicking other people in photoshoots, Lindsay Lohan is, oh look at that, mimicking another star who is more famous than she is, in a photo shoot. Slipping nip, smoking cigarettes in bed and showing off her naughty parts, she is obviously channeling Kate Moss in the 90s. Thank God, because we did not get enough photographic evidence of that train wreck the first time around.
After the jump, more Lindsay photos, a James Franco mugshot, a new Mrs. Hogan and more....
*Debbie Downer Alert: Your favorite sweater-wearing frontman (who we all know was cooler in the 90s and should stop making music and just keep playing songs from the days of Pinkerton and before) Rivers Cuomo, was involved in a car accident this weekend with his family. There were some fairly serious injuries but it looks like everyone will be just fine.
*I didn't even read this article, I just read the headline and thought "Finally, I have SOMETHING in common with Eva Longoria!" Eva Longoria Parker's Vice: Mexican Food. Now, who wants to eat like the Hollywood elite tonight? Cuz I'd kill for some queso.
*Clearwater's very own, Hulk Hogan is engaged to Brooke-a-like girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. I really have nothing funny to say here, I mean someone is actually choosing to marry Hulk Hogan and it is 2009 not 1989, I feel like that is a punchline in itself.
*Finally, did you watch MTV's Jersey Shore this week?!?!?! OMG LOL, It's soooooo awesome! Ok, no, I didn't either because I have better things to do with that two hours like, ummm, learn to basketweave and paint my nails and clean up my iTunes library and not watch a bunch of guidos get drizzunk and say things like "I feel like eating ham and drinking water. Ham. [*raspberry noise*]" So, if you , like me value your time but want to know what everyone else is talking about around the proverbial water cooler, New York Magazine has written up a Top Ten Catchphrase list to fill all our Jersey Shore information needs.
**Allegedly...ok, maybe, whatevs.
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