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Monday, November 23, 2009
CL Holiday Auction Item #52: Get into the sex editor’s undies
Posted by Shawn Alff on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM
An apologia from Shawn “Alfie” Alff: I have no idea why you would want my underwear, but my editor seems to think someone will. I suspect he just wanted to use this photo to blackmail me into quitting, or to give everyone in the office a chuckle. I consented mainly because I felt it only fair that if I’m going to make money writing about other people’s skin, then I needed to contribute to the conversation. So, feel free to repost and blog about this auction item all you want. I’ve had it coming. Let me know if you need any shots of my ass. And again, I don’t really know what you want me to do with these undies, so you’ll have to let me know. I can do jumping jacks in them, wash them or gift-wrap them. I can send them in an anonymous package to your employer. They can include my friendship on Facebook. Or, if you’re just looking for some cheap undies, these are gently used, small, 28-30 waist, cotton, washable boxer briefs. Perfect for wearing under pants, cooking or taking pictures that you know will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Estimated value: $.25
This auction item closes Friday, Dec. 11 @ 3:30 p.m. EST.
Current high bid: $20
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