I do believe he was mixing it with some fresh-squeezed Florida grapefruit, which happened to be in season at the time. Far be it from me to count how many he had but let’s just say it was enough to put him under the bus, off of the poker table, and officially down for the count.
[image-1]Shortly after midnight, our hero slyly, and rather professionally I must admit, made his way outdoors to relieve himself in oral, projectile fashion. The guy’s a trooper. He even made it back, mistakenly, to the poker table for another quick match.
After being removed from his chips rather swiftly, he decided to pass out in his car, and yes, Sports Chump and his comrades were responsible enough to hijack his keys to ensure he made no attempt to drive. Once our poker match winded down, we decided to go check on our boy, who we found passed out, oblivious, in the front seat of his Isuzu. The host of the party and occasional golfing buddy, JD, then had a brilliant idea.
As it was 2 am and pitch dark outside, JD mentioned we should throw some moving van slipcovers over his car to block out all the light. JD had about four or five in his garage, just enough to completely cover all the vehicle’s windows.
When our friend finally awoke at about six in the morning, it was to 40 degree temperature, in a blacked out SUV. He was totally, hysterically and frigidly unaware of his surroundings. That morning, after speaking with him, he mentioned he had no idea where he was and thought he had driven himself into a ditch. Good times.
So heed this party lesson. Anyone can just write magic marker on their friends when they pass out but when graced with this rare opportunity, do your best to SAFELY make the experience memorable for everyone involved. Think outside the box and be sure to report back for the next episode of Pranks to Play on Passed Out Friends.
As always, suggestions are welcome.
