*With the premiere of New Moon just around the corner, this Team Taylor vs Team Rob thing is heating up and Miss Swift has picked her side. The half-Asian (she is half Asian right? Whatever, I don't have time to Wikipedia it) Taylor Swift is getting cozy with Taylor Lautner. I couldn't make it through this entire article but they are totally doing it, I am sure that is how it ends.
*I recently participated in the Twitter trend "#PeopleYouWannaKillBecauseOfTheirFace" and chose Spencer Pratt. @SpencerPratt is now following me on Twitter. His possible removal from my hit list due to befriending is nullified by the following Halloween costume (pictured left). Two things I hate do not make a right.
*Just when I was starting to be okay with this whole Miley Cyrus thing (read "okay" as, "every time I hear Party in the USA I turn it up as loud as possible and sing my little heart out"), the teens and tweens of America have turned against her! I am always behind what the kids are doing these days. Seriously, Crocs are still cool right?
The only true tragedy with this story is that it does not include a photoshopped version of what this portrait probably looks like. Thank the Lord for my unmatched talents and my college education for my art skills, that I can fill this void in all our lives (my version of Alex Rodriguez in all this mythical glory, after the jump).
*So, Corey Feldman is getting a divorce. Which is shocking to me because I am pretty sure he is still 12 and on The Goonies pirate ship.
*I like it when we get to learn what is not happening...like when we learn that The Jonas Brothers are not breaking up. Thanks news, I owe you one.
*In a photo exclusive from People magazine, the moment we have all been waiting for, we get to see Kourtney Kardashian's baby shower invitation!!! In my opinion, it looks more like an invite to the Victoria's Secret fashion show than the invite to celebrate the birth of an illegitimate child to an untalented semi-lebrity who no one really cares about anyway. But that's just me.
*Thank you and see you next week when I hope to be followed on Twitter by one more celebrity I would murder in their sleep. Victoria Beckham, I am talking to you.