Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fantasy Fest, 7 days of painted naked people (NSFW photos)

Posted by on Wed, Oct 21, 2009 at 10:30 AM

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I don’t know how many of you are aware of the week long debauchery party that takes place down in Key West every year. AKA Fantasy Fest. This year they’re celebrating 30 years of parades, painted naked people, drunken stupors and casual sex. Fantasy Fest was originated as a way to bring tourist to Key West in the off season. Yes, what a better way to bring people to an island during hurricane season than to entice them with a giant Halloween street party with alcohol and painted naked people. I’m looking forward to the painted naked people the most. What can I say, I can see people in drunken stupors in downtown St. Pete, have causal sex on a Tuesday night at home and see a Parade at a drop of a dime in Tampa, but there’s not too many places I can see painted naked people first hand. I’ve included photos from past years, so you have an idea of what I’m talking about.

(NSFW Photos)

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Now this being the 30 year anniversary of Fantasy Fest , there was no way I was going to miss the biggest Halloween Party in the world. Halloween is my favorite holiday and knowing that I’m going to be spending it drunk, in a painted on costume, with thousands of other people there to just party, well it’s no wonder my panties are constantly wet these days. I leave on Tuesday the 27th. My girlfriend and I got a resort for 5 days from Super Saver Rentals. Resorts have Jacuzzi tubs and they’re great for having sex in. Trust me, I’ve compared. We decided to take the Key West Express from Ft. Myers to Key West because who wants to drive through Alligator Alley when they could be on a boat getting drunk? We board at 7 AM and as soon as the Galley opens, the Champagne Cocktails will start flowing. It’s about a 3 nhour boat ride, so after pounding cocktails, I’m sure we’ll be ready to leave the responsibilities of our daily lives behind, drop off our bags and start hitting the bars. Or we’ll be so drunk that we’ll have to take a nap in order to make it to a night filled with alcohol, parties and men. I’ve been told that Scottish Men have the biggest penis of all the

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nationalities. Makes sense that our first party is the Plaid Party. I’ve met a man in a kilt before, I got a first hand experience of what he was wearing underneath it. Seriously, he took my hand and grabbed his naked ass with it. That’s back when I was 24 and innocent. A decade later and I’m reaching in the front, why waste time or grabs? I want to know what he’s working with before telling him where I’m staying. If he’s got a sense of humor, he’d have it painted like a lollipop!! Now that would be funny.

We haven’t made any plans other than the Plaid Party. Our plan is to follow the parade of naked people from party to party, filling our glasses and flirting with men along the way. No real direction other than to let loose and have fun. I’ll let everyone know how it went and I’ll bring back lots of photos of painted naked people.

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