Why Bing trumps Google when searching for nude celebs (NSFW)

Microsoft's slick new entry into the search engine wars isn't getting a lot of traction. I don't see Bing being a commonplace verb anytime soon, and Google still serves 99% of my searching needs. But Google Image Search is a crowded, random mess, and no good at all for finding pictures of naked famous people. Bing Image Search, on the other hand, is a celeb voyeur's dream come true.

NSFW pic after the break:

Here's the Google Search result for Pauley Perrette Topless. Nothing. Not a nipple in sight on page one.

Turn off “safe search” on Bing Image and type in the same terms and presto! That cute topless photo I'd remembered? The very first result.

And on and on it goes. I've refreshed my old Alyssa Milano collection, filled out my set of Babylon 5 star Claudia Christian's tasteful nudes. That inspired me to got get those old late 80's era pics of Denise Crosby from Star Trek The Next Generation. And of course Bing gives you first page results for your contemporary Lindsey Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens needs.

The question on my mind is, will Microsoft's need for Bing users, overcome their need to protect their corporate reputation? I hope not. I wanna see those adds of Bill Gates looking for Britney Spears crotch shots. I want to see that more than anything.

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