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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
10 reasons you might be a swinger
Posted by Rebecca Ammon on Wed, Sep 2, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Swingers aren't as easy to spot as you may think. You may even be a swinger without realizing it. To eliminate any confusion, I've compiled a top ten list of reasons you might want to change your Facebook status from "married" to "swinger."
You might be a swinger if:
1. You have a membership to the Swingers Date Club or Adult Friend Finder.
2. You have four pairs of platform heels and two pairs of knee high or thigh high boots.
3. You like to dress as a school girl and attend parties with others in the same uniform.
4. You are married and yet you think it's okay to give your phone number to random hottie couples.
5. You buy Magnum Condoms in bulk.
6. You know what Viagra is and have used it on several occasions even though you aren't over 65.
7. Your panties read Eat Me and you regularly show them for attention.
8. You have a rhinestone studded choker that says I Love Cock.
9. You have sex with multiple people that you neither want to date, love, or ever see again.
10. You read all of my blogs and at the end think to yourself..."Yup!"
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