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Thursday, August 20, 2009
You should sleep with Dave, seriously
Posted by David the Day on Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 10:30 AM
As long as you’re not some dude, you should sleep with me. Now, I’m not talking about cuddling up and taking a nap together. No, I’m talking about full-fledged, steamy-hot, I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Butter sex! (Minus the butter substitute.)
You may be asking “why?” Well the answer is simple: why not? I’m a healthy, 25-year old business owner who has a deeper, sensitive side when you get past the douchebag exterior. I’m not only really smart, but I’m also very sexy, and humble too...well, maybe not that last part. I can even play the guitar, or at least hold one really cool.
Now some of you may think that this is sexist, and there is more to choosing a partner than listening to a silly opinion piece. And it’s true, female instinct in choosing a suitable mate has been passed from generation to generation for thousands of years. But, with the discovery of alcohol, you can throw that better judgment out the window and take a ride on the Dave train. And, with the invention of Viagra, there’s less chance of the train derailing, if you catch my drift. Not that my train would derail, I’m trying to make a point that...never mind.
I’m simply offering you an adventure--a spiritual journey if you will. Many people wonder if heaven truly exists, and if permitted, I can take you there and back. And after a 15 minute rest, I can take you there again.
I beg you not to miss out on this opportunity; I’m an all-in-one package (no pun intended) for those of you looking to score: brains, beauty, humor, wit, talent, and desperate. Please submit your pics to my MySpace/Facebook page and maybe we can hook-up or at least message each other until I get bored with you.
All the cool kids follow David the Day on Twitter or listen to him as co-host of the Something Planet Podcast, so do it!
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