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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Relationships & Dating / Sex and Love / Sex and Love events

Did I get laid at the 'Get Leid Party'?

Posted by Rebecca Ammon on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM

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The "Get Leid Party" Saturday night by Florida's Finest Couples, was one to remember. I walked into a room full of grass skirts, bikini tops, and Hawaiian shirts. Brian, the website's owner, was a spirited good looking guy who kept trying to announce my presence on one of the karaoke mic. I guess that means I'm finally a superstar! I declined his offers, worried that no one would want to fuck me knowing I'd critique our sex the next day.

The crowd was light but festive and diverse: old, young, skinny, big--someone for every taste. Vanilla friends have told me they imagine swinging parties as being loaded with old, ugly people. I'm neither old nor ugly, and while I may never walk into a swinging party full of supermodels or porn stars, I bet the parties you go to aren't full of model material either.

Soccer Dad and I spied a younger attractive couple staring at us intently.  They must have been mentally undressing me and considering what I was like in bed because that's what I was doing to them. (If you're wondering, I'm curvaceous and I fuck like porn stars pretend to).

Several stout drinks later, we decide it was time to get leid!  The couple lived close by so we hopped in our cars and our sober husbands sped to their house. Unfortunately our car wasn't quick. The other woman was already passed out when we knocked on their door. This is one of the unfortunate risks of drinking at a swinging event.

We returned to the party for more drinks, dancing, and general craziness.  I danced alone, with men and women, and at times I joined the band playing the tambourine (by band I mean the guy on the keyboard accompanied by two karaoke singers).  Who needs sex when you have a tambourine and an attentive audience to watch you flash your breasts?

In the wee hours, Soccer Dad and I retired to our hotel room to work off our sexual frustrations on each other. A few details of the bedroom scene flushed from my mind with the alcohol. However, I know the excitement of almost fucking the younger couple fueled our sex. I woke slightly hung over, wearing nothing but a black velvet choker with rhinestone letters reading, "I love cock."

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