"What do you mean," I said, a little skeptical that this was some sort of relationship test. "Like to watch us?"
"No, I mean for a threesome."
Right then I was reminded why I married this woman; we had so much in common that we even shared the same fantasies. From that moment on, the quest was on to find a unicorn.
Some claim to have spotted unicorns at swingers clubs, but all the clubs in our area have been shut down due to zoning restrictions. But I suspect unicorns don't really hangout there anyway. If there is one thing we've learned in our exhausting search, it's that unicorns are very hard to locate, for many reason; nervous about what it would really be like, married and it's a fantasy they can't share with their husbands(or husband's aren't into it), or just plain put too much thought into it . We've found plenty of women online claiming to be unicorns, but we've uncovered many of these pretenders as impostors: women who don't match their profiles or who only like the idea as a fantasy.
While most every heterosexual male has at least thought about having a threesome, the tendency is much more common for women; they just don't talk about it as openly as men. But, this fantasy can't be can't be this hard to achieve. It shouldn't be this hard to find a single, attractive woman willing to pursue a threesome with an attractive couple. Granted, it's not hard to find lipstick lesbians who will make out with a girlfriend while a crowd of cell phone cameras snap pictures, but this is all for show. We've tried picking up women everywhere from clubs, to sporting events, to online dating sites, but as of yet, we've only been able to capture these unicorns for just a night, only to vanish after the next few days. In the episodes to come, we will document our trying search for this majestic creature, which has taken us to some of the unlikeliest of places in Tampa Bay and around Country. Prepare yourself. These are "The Unicorn Chronicles©".
