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Friday, July 3, 2009
Kama Sutra: the green thorn apple
Posted by ericleech on Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Getting into the position: Crush milky chunks of cactus with sulfur and realgar. Dry this mixture seven
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?: -1.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No, but it would sure be difficult to gather these ingredients.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? It would make you feel more like an idiot than a pretzel.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? This is another Kama Sutra recipe that is designed to increase the intimacy through the powers of a magical elixir. I will say, however, that any man who goes to these lengths for his lover is very intimate and loving toward her. Either that or he belongs in a straight jacket.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: Would probably receive at least one black eye in the process.
Woman: A bad hair day for sure!
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically)? So what is this elixir actually for, you’re probably dying to know. It's to enslave your lover for the rest of their life! They will be within your powers and have only the deepest of desires for you and nobody else. Interestingly, it is the addition of the monkey turd that gives it this magical property.
Would you do this position again (why or why not)? NO! Try this technique at your own risk. I will not be held responsible for either the collection of the ingredients … or the pummeling you receive from your lover afterward!
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable? Don’t do it … just read and laugh!
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