Thursday, July 2, 2009

Top "Priceless" Mastercard sex jokes of all time (NSFW)

Posted By on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Time for a little comic relief after a long ass day of menial work.  A co-worker sent me one of those emails with a lame Mastercard priceless picture joke attached to it.  Like I give two shits about a kitten on a ledge!  It got me thinking about the extremely hilarious and shocking ones I've seen.  The world wide web is a marvelous thing! I decided to share my top picks for the Mastercard "priceless" jokes and of course they have to do with sex!

Top 8

1) This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen!  I'm completely speechless!

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2) See the thing with public places is there is no privacy!  This brings new meaning to get a fucking room! Eeeewwwww

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3)  I can't even imagine the stuff you could catch!  OMG

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4) I hope to GOD that wasn't his mom!  If it was that kid will have issues later on!

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5) I don't know who is dirtier him or her!

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6) Have you no class or decency?   I would hate to have her as a date!  OMG

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7)  I'm a girl and I have never heard of anyone DUCK TAPING their fucking tits together!!!  Wouldn't medical tape be less painful!  I cant imagine ripping it off after!  Ouch!

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8)  HaHaHa  I can totally see this happening!

Bonus:  I know it has nothing to do with sex but I thought it was funny as hell!

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Hope you got a good laugh out of these!  Pass this on to brighten someones day!

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