I have a sex swing I think I want to sell. Yes its used, but does that really matter? Its been washed.
Ive asked all my friends if they were interested in getting one. Apparently, Im the only one who likes to have sex while flying through the air. Or they just dont want to sit where Ive had sex. If thats the case, dont sit on my furniture anymore, bring your own chairs.
How many people actual sell used sex swings? More importantly do people BUY used sex equipment? That has to be a fetish right? People sell strange shit all the time. Im not selling me in the swing, just the swing itself.
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You may be asking, If its so fun, why are you selling it? Because it reminds me of my ex and all those
We originally hung the swing in the garage. We lived with another couple and our bedrooms were right next to each other. Its one thing to listen to your roommates having sex, quite another listening to them flying through the air having circus sex.
And the sex, the sex was awesome. Its an experience quite like no other, especially the oral sex. Giving or receiving didnt matter--it was all good. It was the perfect height for me to be in the swing with him sitting in a chair. Hed have my legs totally wrapped around the back of his neck. His nose would be tickling the tip of my clit while his tongue worked its magic on my pussy. Hed have total control of my hips and he would make my whole body shake. Since I was suspended in air, I could move in all directions. When I started to cum, no mattress or furniture restricted my movements. He got a thrill from flying his dick through the air and gliding it down my throat. Id catch him and push him in deeper. It would drive him crazy.
Those days are over and so is my need for midair fucking. It reminds me of the ex too much and thats that last person I want to be reminded of when Im with a new lover. Im also reminded that my sex life is missing intimacy and trust, but what do I expect, its just sex. What my sex life isnt missing is an array of applicants who are unqualified for one reason or another. Maybe Im being too harsh? Looking for too much? Maybe I should just hang the swing up, get back to midair fucking and enjoy myself.