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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Kama Sutra: the wrestler position
Posted by ericleech on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 9:58 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
While I would say it actually has the possibilities of becoming a solid 8, I had to give it a 3. Unless your partner is a contortionist, this position is very hard to negotiate.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes we did!
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The male should have no problems getting down on bended knee with his readied “dog.” It is the woman who will probably barely be able to grab her ankles while on her belly and pull them up far enough to get the “dog” anywhere near her “sesame seed bun.”
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
The man can actually help the woman by pulling up on her feet in order to help her grasp them. Chances are, however, if she couldn't get her feet up there in the first place, she won’t be able to hold them there long.
How long did you last in the position?
Didn't ever get started
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
No, she did not care for it, but she did find it rather funny.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I actually did not enjoy this one either.
Short Answers:
Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I was comfortable, but also very sexually frustrated during the act.
Woman: She gives the big thumb down to both questions.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
No, this position actually seems to pull you apart as a couple and force you to concentrate on yourself rather than the enjoyment of each other.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: Yes, I actually received a small bruise on my forearm when she lost her grip on her ankle on one occasion.
Woman: No complaints ...
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically)?
The position felt like having sex with a blow-up doll with its hind legs tied behind its back and several quarter-sized holes drilled all over its felt vinyl exterior. Every time I had it lifted and in position, it would deflate and fall (along with that of my expectations and swelled manhood).
Did she reach orgasm?
No
Did he reach orgasm?
No way!
Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
You know, I was actually quite excited about trying this position -- "was" being the keyword here. While I would like to think that I would try it again, I'm actually slightly afraid of getting injured. In my opinion, spring-loaded feet, an exhausted woman and the delicate male testicle just don't mix!
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:
No... this one is pretty much hopeless for most!
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