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Friday, May 1, 2009
Do girls have dirty minds too?
Posted by Antonio D on Fri, May 1, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Lets face it. There aren't many guys out there that haven't been told by a female that they have a dirty mind. Hell, I'll admit it! I'm a horndog. I'm a walking hard-on. I'll even go as far as saying I'm a bit of a pervert. So what? I think girls might be just as dirty as guys are!
As terrible as this all sounds, I'll start off by saying that I'm happily married and would never cheat on my wife. She knows damn well that I'm a flirt and is often reminded by female reactions that I regularly get sex offers while I'm out having fun. With that being said, I'll lay out a situation that happened to me a few days ago that I'm sure many people can relate to. As I got to work, half asleep still due to lack of coffee, I stumbled into the elevator
as I saw a well manicured hand keep the door from closing in my face. I tell you, a playful smile from a sexy girl in a tight dress skirt will perk you up quicker than caffeine ever could! I looked up, smiled back and she said "hi, how are you doing" flashing a look that's usually reserved for night clubs and women sipping liquid-panty-droppers (green apple martinis might be more PC?).
I'll be the first to admit, I'm not as good looking as I was ten years ago, but it's obvious from my clothing that I make a bit more money now and I know my confidece did a 180 once I realized that hot girls are easy. Past all the bullshit, the thought that went through my mind as I saw her reflection in the chrome elevator door was 'Why the hell don't elevators have the stop button like they do in movies'. It made me feel a lot better about my morning as I saw her smile at me again via reflection.
My floor was first and the short experience was over all too quick. As the doors opened, I turned around, gave a playful smile and said "have a great day." She blushed and said something along the lines of "I'll try." I debated saying, 'I'd love to help you with that', but decided my wife might get pissed. Oh well, it's still fun to imagine boning an early twenties professional in a public elevator before I even check my email.
As I walked down the hallway, I started to wonder.....do girls have dirty minds too? Was she HOPING I'd make a move? I'm really good at reading girls by their eyes. It was essential in bars when hooking up. My friends hated me for my eye reading ability because I could pick out a girl within a few minutes of being in a bar and place a bet....but I never really know if their dirty minds are thinking, 'I need a fuck' or something more along the lines of 'I wish he'd bend me over the pool table'. I'm guessing even the most innocent girls want a dirty slamming once in a while in a public place, even if they won't admit it. I'm also convinced that it's easier for a girl to mask the fact that she's wet than it is for a guy to hide a hard-on. Maybe they're horny more than we think guys!
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Wow, I think you hit the nail on the head there Antonio... Most women won't ever admit it, but a few I'm cool with have told me that most of them are as lecherous as we are. They think about IT all the time, but they just don't ACT like it. Any woman who says they don't is lying, and a cold fish to boot. I bet if you asked a random hottie that is cool... "So, what do you really think about when you see someone attractive...?" she'd likely say something that would surprise you. Wait!!!! Hold that elevator for me!
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Wow, wish there were reflective surfaces in the elevators in my work building. :( Of course they think dirty!! Hasn't your girlfriend ever said to you..."yes, I have my period, but my mouth isn't broken!!" Society has made it so if a woman talks like this, she is shunned. Well some elements of political correctness has made life a lot less interesting!! I vote for regression!!
For sure man, I'll tell ya I've had a few quiet bank teller-type girls who needed me to make some big deposits after hours.. I'm the blind one and I have a tough time reading the ones that do. I assume all don't, then when they need a good jackhammering, I'm pleasantly surprised and of course, willing.
I forgot that you also need to remember to withdraw, again borrowing from the trusty bank analogy.. Really though, I think you're on to something. Its still a little bit taboo for a female to have an outwardly dirty mind. One more story then I'll shut up.. One girlfriend came home with rubber gloves and lube. I asked, "What is that for?". "You can't just ram it in my ass, you have to warm it up first." Jaw drops, end of story - actually there were two ends to this story, if you get my drift. ;)
So, here's the real difference: Women are just as horny at the outset. We flirt and fantasize and want it just as bad at the outset as men, if not worse! The problem y'all have is that we tend to relax after we know we have you hooked and then we get annoyed by the constant horn-doggedness. We use sex to get the romance and you use the romance to get the sex. That's why you have to compromise and bullshit to make male-female relationships work!
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