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Thursday, March 26, 2009
I Bang the worst dudes!: confessionals of sex gone sour
Posted by Red on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 8:18 AM
As if people don't already share enough of their personal lives on the internet with Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter, here's another site where one can dish about their bad sexual encounters with douchebags: I Bang the Worst Dudes (Sorry, Mom). Some of the stories are hilariously ridiculous and some are just too good to be true, but truth can be stranger than fiction.
Most of the stories are your run-of-the-mill, "I met a dude at a bar...," or, "This guy in a band...", and some are are straightforward in admitting to just wanting to get laid and having a bad one night stand. There are some really good (as in, horrendous) ones occasionally, though, like my personal favorite post that begins with, "This greasy sex pest's perennially limp dick always smelled like cheese puffs. His chunky white butt had horrible thick red stubble in patches, and he used to beg me to 'peg' him with my dildo." Classic.
I would rhetorically ask why chicks (and dudes as well) consciously make such bad decisions: Did you have to take him home? Why did you stay so long if the sex was that terrible? Why didn't you just leave?! But if they didn't make these faux pas then we wouldn't have anything amusing to read online when we're bored at work or to pass along to our friends.
Bonus: it lets contributors upload a photo of their offender, with a big black stripe across most of the facial area to keep it somewhat anonymous.
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